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What the hell is happening here? We have a reformed racoon, scamming, and nobody invited me to the party?

Well, I'm already here. I might as well splurge on wine. I mean in what other point could I acquire high class Italian wine?

Scamming? I see no scam here. Only fair trade. Want to buy a villa the lake Como? Best Russian oligarch quality.

A Russian Oligarch stayed here!? I didn't know Russia was a city in Italy too!

What doesn't Italy have?

@Assurbanipal_II Did you miss the part where I mention a "reformed" racoon?

Ah, yes, we miss them. They always paid in cash with the big bills. All the hard earned stolen babushka money they spent here ... Gone now. For now, at least.

"reformed" racoon Elaborate.

@Assurbanipal_II Gone?

Generic.Archdemon The sharky-sharky is a racoon.

Raccoons? Where?!

Was*

Squirrel!

@Generic.Archdemon

Lol, you can't reform raccoons.

Everything that is not a raccoon is just a raccoon in disguise.

Racoon ...

I almost got it right! I thought you were Austrian, but instead, you're South Tyrolean, which is practically almost the same thing. This explains the Venetian-influenced bestemmie; in your area, they're practically punctuation.

@MatchaChocolate69 How did you know?

How did you know?

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Reading the geographical and linguistic references in your novel, and then when you talked about "Great Nation" referring to the nineteenth century. This made me speculate Austria.