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But he mostly speaks German and doesn't fully consider himself an Italian, even though he is in a region considered part of Italy.
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It is what the tourism department tells the outsiders before we pull the wool over your eyes.

In particular, clueless Americans. And Chinese. Favourite victims.

We sell the Chinese their own their wares made in Italy by imported Chinese slave labour. Win. Win. Win.

Hai! I am a clueless American!

Sometimes, some of them get fried when they try to grab some extra power, but oh well ...

@RepresentingEnvyOh, here an Italian espresso with great panorama! Now 30 Euro please.

And how many euros are you going to rob me for authentic linguini?

50 of course. They are special. Very special. Freshly bought at the supermarket.

I'm sold!

By the way, when can I visit the Eiffel tower? France is in Italy, right?

And I am cheap.

@RepresentingEnvy Of course. Of course. Want some cheap Italian wine on the way?