BenJepheneT

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  BenJepheneT

• May 21, 2020

the moment I hit 10 chapters on my series you better believe I'm gonna shill it like peak capitalism

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  BenJepheneT

• May 20, 2020

@Assurbanipal_II this thread the type of passive aggressiveness you need to strive to be

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1263148970223648770

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  Nahrenne

• May 20, 2020

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Don't forget it's Wednesday today.
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  BenJepheneT

• May 20, 2020

alright just gonna do some research on hyena mating processes and ON GOD WHAT THE FUCK

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  BenJepheneT

• May 20, 2020

apparently, according to twitter, i'm a pedophile for liking Sailor Moon lewds

even Kobe never reached this far in his career

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  BenJepheneT

• May 19, 2020

oh god poop I'm sorry I flushed you pls come back

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  Dountnothere

• May 19, 2020

What do you think of my title?

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  BenJepheneT

• May 19, 2020

upon reaching her adult years, Red Riding Hood finally realized the true calling of her name, and rose the ranks of the local brothel

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  BenJepheneT

• May 18, 2020

as you dear president, i shall deem this day to be Gay Day. yes, even the traditional marriage of men and women are now homo just for today. all no homo passes are revoked, and not even your homies' consent could save you from this 24 hour period of gay. fuck you and your wives/husbands. you are now officially illegal to exist under sharia laws, and Israel is now your common enemy.

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  BenJepheneT

• May 18, 2020

Club Penguin Online, commonly known as CP Online was shut down because one of the admin was found in possession of Child Porn.

CP Online now made a whole lot more sense.

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  BenJepheneT

• May 17, 2020

What's a cougar's favourite arpeggio?
D Minor

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  Moshi

• May 17, 2020

tf is your avatar and status

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  weakwithwords

• May 16, 2020

oi, benben, just read the 1st chapter of caninstinct. skimmed it before when i wasn't registered yet and passed it over thinking it was mere madness. after giving it proper attention, i found it interesting. brilliant even. i'm not e.e.c. so i should stop doing this lowercase mode.

btw, the 9th their is a homophonic error.

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  BenJepheneT

• May 15, 2020

This is STEP ONE!

SECURE THE KEYS!!!

NOW, WE TAKE VORKUTAAAAAAAAAA

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  BenJepheneT

• May 13, 2020

it's gotten to the point where i can actually recognise the pornstars and animations used in those CUM SO HARD YOU'D GET A COMA ads

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  BenJepheneT

• May 12, 2020

pardon me can you please hold me while I CUM

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  BenJepheneT

• May 11, 2020

thy CLUTCH

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  BenJepheneT

• May 10, 2020

man, Nivea makes some terrible yoghurt

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  BenJepheneT

• May 10, 2020

Things I didn't know I loved since quarantine:
1) Scraping paint off rusting gates
2) Laying on my pillowcase for an hour then sniffing it
3) Sharpening pencils
4) Learning swear words in Norse
5) Learning swear words in Morse

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  BenJepheneT

• May 8, 2020

"No, stop it Charlie! It won't fit."

"Trust me Lola. I'm your brother. It will fit."