advertising should be illegal. Full stop, there's been maybe a handful of times where it was meaningful or useful to humans but now it's meant for imaginary lines in the sky
I was in the middle of cooking dinner when I heard one of the laundry machines go off and I figured I didn't have the time to deal with it and set the dryer to fluff for a time since I was juggling two loads of laundry and long story short I fluffed an empty dryer as I had already dealt with my first load way earlier
in a fit of pique last night I abruptly changed my lockscreen and wallpaper before finally succumbing to unconsciousness n it's a fun little surprise every time I go to unlock my phone
my favorite thing to do on my daily walk to the gym is when a neighbor dog comes out to bark at me I scold him for not having any hobbies; obviously the dog doesn't understand my human words but it amuses me nonetheless
I wish I had the vegetables on hand for stir fry in general but a. they don't really freeze well, b. I can't keep them indefinitely because they Rot, and c. it's expensive to purchase them
I would have a garden if possible but that's very Not Possible here
I know you can just hand wave it with an explanation of "magic" or whatever but very few stories even mention the infrastructure for things like sewers or plumbing
managed to shoot out my chapter for scheduling and started the next chapter before my final brain cell ritualistically sacrificed itself. Thanks brain, I love and appreciate your ability to tell me to take breaks; wish it could've been an email tho


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