Once upon a time, a man went fishing. Now, he didn’t have any bait and was too lazy to dig up worms, so he used his wife’s bracelet. It was gold and shimmery and had pink gems inlaid, so it was plenty worm-like for the husband. Thinking that if it was worm enough for him, it must be worm enough for the fish, he set out for his favorite fishing spot.

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