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  1. TheMonotonePuppet

    It's really frustrating having this one reader whose every comment has been bashing my fic in...

    It's really frustrating having this one reader whose every comment has been bashing my fic in one way or the other. Like, why are you still reading?! But at the same time, I still appreciate it... they at least care enough to stick around and stick a needle in my ego every now and then... ya know?
  2. TheMonotonePuppet

    Om nom nom nom!:blob_nom:

    Om nom nom nom!:blob_nom:
  3. TheMonotonePuppet

    Does that mean everyone within space is a size queen? Edit: I already feel ashamed of making...

    Does that mean everyone within space is a size queen? Edit: I already feel ashamed of making this joke.
  4. TheMonotonePuppet

    Mwahahaha! I am sneeze-less!

    Mwahahaha! I am sneeze-less!
  5. TheMonotonePuppet

    I know whoever is this "someone" that they are literally not capable of carrying what I do...

    I know whoever is this "someone" that they are literally not capable of carrying what I do, because they are all old. Their backs are literally not up to handling it or they are too small to leverage it. And the other ones who are able to carry what I do would say it to my face!
  6. TheMonotonePuppet

    Literally the day after I'm let off for seasonal budget cuts, I get a note from one of the heads...

    Literally the day after I'm let off for seasonal budget cuts, I get a note from one of the heads of the business that "someone noted that I smell musty." ... I shower and put on deodorant religiously, wash my clothes on time each week, and wear a different outfit everyday. I'm sorry if I smell a...
  7. TheMonotonePuppet

    Ever have to deal with petty ass bosses? As a temp seasonal interior decorator, I carry the...

    Ever have to deal with petty ass bosses? As a temp seasonal interior decorator, I carry the heavy stuff for the four old people in the department (40-70s). I'm talking mirrors bigger than me, sofas I swear to the Stars are heavier than me across the entire store, three boxes of heavy and fragile...
  8. TheMonotonePuppet

    The Words of Today for Tomorrow (Discussion)

    DQN... Dairy Queen... Nerd?
  9. TheMonotonePuppet

    Still vibeing! How you doing?

    Still vibeing! How you doing?
  10. TheMonotonePuppet

    The Words of Today for Tomorrow (Discussion)

    Sooo... watching a show where one of the magical girls said the toy is sus. It surprised me to hear the popularized contraction. Perhaps the translators of the dub are taking liberties (which I don't mind cause it was kinda funny), but I didn't think that such a 'this-half-of-the-decade' phrase...
  11. TheMonotonePuppet

    Ya know... I hear that a lot, but I actually don't know what that means. Like, I have...

    Ya know... I hear that a lot, but I actually don't know what that means. Like, I have assumptions... but yeah.
  12. TheMonotonePuppet

    @Simple_Russian_Boi @TaciturnHuman @RiceballWasTaken *blinks surprisedly* What is this? Hello?

    @Simple_Russian_Boi @TaciturnHuman @RiceballWasTaken *blinks surprisedly* What is this? Hello?
  13. TheMonotonePuppet

    The “Bratty” meme

    I’m not blaming you or meaning to imply my trust has been betrayed or something silly and dramatic like that. Sorry if it comes off as critical of you in particular. The SB woman’s points about it just spreading around with its origins forgotten hold true for you too. I was just summarizing my...
  14. TheMonotonePuppet

    The “Bratty” meme

    I’m too tired this evening for my mind to be flexible enough to disconnect the two. My future self can maybe see that being true. Just shocked me. Thought I’d share.
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    The “Bratty” meme

    So… I never saw the “Brat! ??????“ until Scribble Hub. I always thought it was a reference to some tsundere-type deal. Repeated enough, it was just some funny anime reference. Since RepresentingEnvy used it, that gave it the sticker of approval for being a safe joke/reference in my mind. A bunch...
  16. TheMonotonePuppet

    Transitioning out of grimdark

    That’s a good point. Please, Stars.✨ May you puppet this fleshy mass of threads to burble most enjoyable comedically.? A simple solution but one I hadn’t thought of. Good idea. I’m hoping my reasons are good enough…:sweating_profusely: True… the variation of humanity is the bane of my...
  17. TheMonotonePuppet

    According to your childhood, which were THE OUT OF THIS WORLD cartoon series ever?

    1. Steven Universe (until mom blamed it for all my mental problems and my being queer, forbidding it). 2. Dragon Prince (until mom blamed it for being too distracting and getting my head too lost in the clouds, forbidding it) 3. The Owl House (Same as Steven Universe, plus “too grim”. Inspired...
  18. TheMonotonePuppet

    Transitioning out of grimdark

    Eventually, hopefully, I’ll transition from grimdark to include more comedy. But after one reader commented that one of my more surrealist chapters didn’t fit with the tone of the rest of my story (according to them, my story is normally more cosmic horror with the sensation of drowning while...
  19. TheMonotonePuppet

    Learn a new thing, today!

    If we’re sharing stuff today, chine is a word! And in addition to being a word that is a geographic feature, it is a word that refers to the backbone of an animal when it is visible in a cut of meat or cut in the animal. *rubs mittens* I’ve always wanted more words to describe exposed bones...
  20. TheMonotonePuppet

    The Extremis of Gore

    Yeah, I try to achieve a truly emotionally devastating impact with it, only to come up wanting compared to other people like rottinginachair (spacebattles user) who just do it so much better. They have a grasp of medical terminology, or other terminology describing interactions with the flesh...
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