Unpopular opinion: monster trucks are inappropriate toys because they represent the extreme side of the human ego. A certain someone who rode a donkey into Jerusalem would not approve.
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Mother-in-law just threatened to snip kid's penis for peeing on the floor. She even got out scissors. I'm ready to go home.
Packing up and heading out on road trip tonight. The husband is night driving because the kid sleeps well in the car. I might drop in to say hi once we get settled at the in-laws, or I might just be offline for an entire month. It depends on multiple factors.
"Would you like to learn about how I make milk for you?"
"Yeah."
I pull up a mammary gland anatomy video.
A few minutes in, he says, "Learn about my penis?"
"OK." I pull up a male reproductive system anatomy video.
He watches all 14 minutes and 24 seconds. "Again?"
"OK."
A few minutes in, he says, "Learn about my head?"
"OK."
He falls asleep to this:
*noms*
Does Dhar mann video good to education for kids ?
Apparently my son's potty looks like One's spaceship . . .
We had a couple of friends over last night. The guy accidentally called his girlfriend by my name. Looks like I've still got it
Who is good at making gifs and/or memes? I want to capture this moment where the cement mixer wants to be a helicopter, especially the look on the helicopter's face as he flies away.
So my kid has memorized some books before, but last night he was actually pointing to the words as he said, "Inside a box." I'm over the moon!
Skin-colored microphones make a singer's face look deformed.
Living in the modern world is great because I can find 20+ videos on YouTube Kids to explain to my kid why we are staying inside today.
Example:
*Beep boop beep boop*
*looks down*
Congrats on being a mother*2?
We don't really have the concept of Godparents around here, mainly cuz we treat every friend of our parents as one. Our word for aunt literally means "like mother"
Advice for relationship ?
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