Excuse me for bombing the status feed but I drew this days earlier and I'm pretty proud of em'
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I haven't really experienced the true panic of quarantine until I ran out of pens and lead this morning.
Coronavirus Lack of Toilet Paper Alternatives:
#4: Bed Sheet
#49: Pet Goldfish
#73: Bicycle Tyre
#102: Sliding down a staircase railing
#332: Practice the art of No-Shit
#560: Pray your shit away with Jesus
sorry jojo fans, due to social distancing Jotaro would NOT be approaching Dio
Here's to 2020
Why you should use a serial comma:
With serial comma:
The strippers, Stalin, and Hitler
Without serial comma:
The strippers, Stalin and Hitler
Thanks for attending my TedTalk.
April 1st may be over, but I ain't over on bein' a fool ? #nonstophustlin #ronaaintstoppinme #someoneinthehoodstartedcoughingimscared
As soon as this Covid Economic crisis ends I'm gonna end up like:
If you skip masterclass ads on YouTube you're dead to me
If their age is on the clock,
they're ready for the Glock.
Oh, when did you change your title to that?
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If I known this quarantine was coming I should've hugged my homies a little tighter
Please, it's only a minute and a half
I gave him a face and legs!
I always fancy have an army of crustaceans. It'll totally throw regular soldiers of their patterns. They'll just dig underground and walk sideways. All those training of defeating frontways running soldiers? Too bad, cause' my Wu Tang Clan will beat the shit out of you with their sidewalks.
@TypeAxiom reminds me of my grumpy cousin who got angry because the Download More RAM app on Play Store didn't download more RAM in his tablet
Want to hear a cool ocean fact?
The Weeknd's newest album sounds like a weekday tbh -
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