I fought a monkey once, it wanted my snack so I beat the shit out of it. Something to take note of, always wear 2 layers of jacket and head protection.
I have been in the mood of recount my close meetings with death. I realized I have had plot armor for a long time.
Rolling off a mountain, twice. Dropping into a water hole with sharp rocks. Stepping on a nail, somehow missed my entire foot. Stung by a jellyfish. Caught in a whirlpool. Almost got bit by a snake. Etc. And most recently, survive getting hit by a truck with few scratches and bruises
I have broken two badminton rackets. The first one I was going for a low shot, hitting the ground hard enough for it to snap in half. It did not bend, it fucking snapped.
The second time was due to bad structure, the head just flew away.

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