Next presidential debate, someone should be at each side of the stage with those long hook canes for removing people from the stage to forcefully remove politicians that won't allow the others to speak or interrupt the others repeatedly. It would be so beneficial.
An egg appeared on the floor of my apartment. I don't know where it came from but it wasn't there last night and it appeared this morning. I found it by stepping on it accidentally.
To let you guys know, the first King of Hawaii was named Tamehameha but the Hawaiian natives didn't like having a T in their written alphabet so his name became Kamehameha. Just figured I would let you know.
"This is fine," is the perfect response to anything that is mildly not fine. However, "This is fine" is not a good response to anything that is definitely not fine.
Either I don't understand Sonic the Hedgehog lore or I'm pretty sure that Sonic the Hedgehog is a near-direct rip-off of the life of Biblical King David. Welcome to my T.E.D. Talk.
My friend has been officially engaged and married to a pumpkin as a gag. Now he messes with people by saying his wife, Janice (he named the pumpkin Janice), died.

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