I don't want to eat a bus for breakfast, but thanks for offering.
-
Kid: *headbutts my butt* In! In!
Me: You're too big to fit back inside me.
Kid: No! Nooooo!
Turns out he wanted to go through the space between my legs. We still have more work to do on prepositions.
I almost never wear makeup these days. It takes too much time and effort. However, part of me wants to get a tiara and wear the shit out of it when taking my kid out for walks. The more reasonable part of me wants my kid to have friends.
While reading your lovely work I got interested in the level rating of the work and my life.
99% of people that voted on your kaiba story that ignored your request for 1
gave it 5. I didn't even think it was possible to get those numbers.
What did you end up buying for the kid then?
Sorry for bothering, but how do I change the member at the side of my username to something else
You have been dethroned.
Cypritree did a seto blart
x.x)
My kid's teachers and principals are going to LOVE me. I'm mentally rehearsing how I'm going to tell them how to do their jobs.
Happy New . . . ?
Town's New Year's Eve fireworks cancelled due to ‘masturbating’ walrus
In what has to be the greatest New Year’s Eve story we’ve ever seen, a town in the UK was forced to cancel its fireworks display because of the presence of a masturbating walrus. Scarborough residents missed out on the chance to see a display after an unexpected guests arrived in the harbour on...
www.indy100.com
I bought 300 blank microscope slides for my son because I like to plan ahead. I had a microscope as a kid, and I was disappointed it came with only 7 blank slides for me to play with. The ones they sell today don't come with any more than that, either.
I feel like you would enjoy this.
Q.O
When i look up k5 Rakitan on duckduckgo.
I got toilet-shaped pencil sharpeners years after graduating from university, so I've never had a chance to enjoy them in a classroom setting, but hopefully my son will fulfill my dreams. -
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…
