besides breaking and entering, would i be charged for non-consensually doing a bang ass manicure on a sleeping person
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I'm the toenail fairy. I clip my magic toenails every day and visit all the good children at night and sneak into their beds and as they sleep, slide my toenails in between their eyelids for good luck. Push it between their fleshy curtains as deep as possible <3
I've just finished reviewing "Villainess, retry!"
for fledging writers upset that your latest series isn't taking off; fret not. there are SO MANY dropped series in the market that people learned to uncuck themselves by only touching books that have at least crossed the 50k word mark, or 20 chapters at the very least. just write more and when readers get insurance that you won't blueball them for the foreseeable future, only then will they give you a chance.
until today I can't believe Seth MacFarlane got away with making a gay masochistic baby in Family Guy. Not even big Netflix series get away with comedic sexual innuendos among adolescents but big Seth gets to send a toddler through an animated anal gauntlet and walk away unscathed.
This isn't a call to action I'm simply impressed is all
If I had a nickel for everytime Micheal Mann's Heat uploaded onto YouTube in its entirety, I'd have two nickels. it's not a lot but I'm glad it's happened twice
I used to say that I started writing because I originally wanted to make comics but didn't have the technicality to break into the visual medium.
I'm not saying I'm gonna stop writing entirely.
But I have been flirting with an old flame as of late.
There's a stray dog around my local shop lot whom I refer to as Fuckface. She isn't an asshole; hell, she's even more well behaved than my dog. The reason I've done so is solely so I can squeal Fuckface in a high pitched voice in public and have my call be answered by the meanest looking mixed mongrel jogging towards me with a huffing smile and a wagging tail.
I feel like it should be said that regardless of motivation, if you do bad things on your own volition, you're a bad person i.e: Jet and Hama from The Last Airbender weren't good people.
"My village got genocided so it's okay for me to flood a village or pull a Scarlet Witch on innocents"
Tried out em Baki heat waves
I hope your favourite obscure video game franchise gets a TV adaptation exclusive to Paramount+
The Cyrillic alone was harder than the rest of the sketch
There are 200+ different languages to say fuck you to someone but none are as potent as saying nothing and fucking them right then and there on the spot.
I got so surprisingly spoiled by 2019's Modern Warfare that for the first time since Black Ops 3, I'm actually hyped for MWII.
I repeat: I'm hyped for a Call of Duty game.
Feels like I'm 9 all over again.
My plan to curb overpopulation is by hiding near clinics late at night and chasing pregnant women until they fall down some stairs whereby I'd hit a 50% chance of an external abortion
Are you back?
Haven't been frequenting the forums as of late. Maybe there just aren't interesting topics discussed or that it's that downtime where I lessen my activity in 'ere. Either way, I'll see you soon, or, if it really comes down to it, see you wherever, whenever.
i possess the power of a half dozen crackheads standing on top of one another like a power ranger robot with the sixth one being a homeless midget penis
Devil worshippers be worshipping someone who lost to a hillbilly with a fiddle
There's usually a discrepancy between your artistry and your subject matter. Depending on your subject matter, your artistry can be interpreted differently ie if you do cool robots even with rudimentary shapes people will respect said artistry.
However, if you do porn, or some other niche sexual stuff, the discrepancy will be much larger, and you'll have to do REAL GOOD for people to even acknowledge your artist. -
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