"I may be straight but my hair sure fucking ain't." I say after I am stabbed in the eye by one of my long spring-like curls. I want thick straight hair!
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Bad idea: A cooking show that is like Chopped but is point-based and all of the judges are stoned out of their minds.
I just spent most of my day on a business trip talking with various camp leadership. I am not good with talking to people I have never met but it was easy since they were all hippies or retirees.
Paul_Tromba shixiong my book cover got approved .Thanks to you for help.
Sweatpants were used by those who work out but have become a symbol for those who don't.
Just received my copy of Francis of the Filth. I was wondering if I should make of video of the reading and review. @TheTrinary What do you think?
I just walked 3 miles with 20 pounds on each of my legs and 40 pounds around my waist. I am very sore.
Have you ever been woken up at the asscrack of dawn on your day off not because you set an alarm but because the rising sun decided to shine its bright ass directly into your eyes? Rude.
I finally got back into gardening so now my apartment has various vegetables, herbs, and flowers in boxes set at every window.
Sometimes I feel like I'll never be a fully published writer but then I remember that the Alex Rider series was published despite being some of the worst literature I've ever read anywhere. Even some of the most shit-tier stuff on Scribblehub is better than that series.
It's difficult to do proper research on mythology and legends for a story when this is the kind of stuff that pops up first.
Bad idea: Legolas gets his hands on a ballista and uses it to take out entire lines of orcs only for Gimli to still say "Still only counts as one."
My current mood phase seems to be similar to torschlusspanik.
Using son or boy at the end of a sentence when talking to someone is considered extremely condescending but most people who use it are either extremely old and/or say it out of habit and usually aren't trying to be condescending.
Someone set up a speaker somewhere in my apartment and I can't find it. It has been blasting a kazoo cover of Cruel Angel's Thesis for nearly an hour and it's like ear rape, but catchy.
The aesthetic of walking through the freezing rain in the middle of the night because you can't sleep and don't know what's going on in life is underrated and I continually contribute to it.
The sun never sets on the British Isles because it has never risen there in the first place.
It's hella difficult to write as descriptively as Tolkien through 1st person without going on tangents about random stuff.
On the last episode of plastic memories and I've never watched it before. Currently crying like a bitch. -
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