BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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    it is my sole duty as bearer of a driver's license to plow into pedestrians. the mustang doesn't inhibit me; i inhibit the mustang's spirit. blame not my V8, but your child who made the mistake of crossing the street while im pulling 0-60 in 7 seconds.
    BenJepheneT
    the rap scene really convinced a bunch of potential jocks that writing poetry is cool, huh
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    imma bust a finger over vein
    imma take the roids and lift
    yeah yeah shizzy this me liftin'
    down the street my shirt astrech imma driftin'
    Representing_Tromba
    Representing_Tromba
    I mean, slam poetry sessions were brutal as could be ever since poetry became a thing. It just so happened that it coincided with hip-hop diss tracks which evolved into modern mumble rap as people stopped caring about the lyrics as much and more about the beat.
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    @Amok no offence but don't quit your day job, chief

    @Paul_Tromba I'm in for both. good lyrics are just as good as good beats/vibes. if the track comes with both, then I'm all for it.
    BenJepheneT
    there are just things that aren't meant to be comedic whatsoever that I find absolutely hilarious, like child alcoholics, or adoption reunions gone bad.

    my campus invited a speaker to talk about unwanted pregnancies and abortions and I had to hold myself back when he told about a woman who died trying to scrape the fetus out with the twisted end of a clothes hanger.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i swear to god, somewhere down the line in my childhood some event flipped the switch and now I'm who I am
    Minx
    Minx
    It is what it is
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    In a morbid sense, it did made me cough to stifle a chuckle.

    Black humor at its best.
    BenJepheneT
    shout out to the people whom the avengers have used their cars as improvised artillery. Bet they were weeks away from paying the instalments in full too.
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    Has to be the best excuse in the world though when they meet with their insurance agents to discuss the issue. I mean, "The Hulk tossed my car at the giant flying armored worm-thing" is one of the best responses I can think of when asked what happened.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    The Sokovia Accords were made not because of rouge superheroes but because shield just can't afford anymore vehicular insurance claims, ESPECIALLY not after the avengers dropped a fucking city from the sky.
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    Wohendum
    @BenJepheneT Realistically, thats so damn likely to be true!!
    BenJepheneT
    Rent-A-Girlfriend spoilers (at this point who gives a shit about the series just click it already):

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    RepresentingWrath
    RepresentingWrath
    @BenJepheneT Perhaps you are right, but the execution is utter shit. The Korean pornhwas have more logic in them than this manga. That's my point. If the characters had at least a tiny bit of brain and logic, the whole premise of the story would fall like a card house.
    RepresentingWrath
    RepresentingWrath
    What happened to people? The story where the main hook is MC being disappointed with hooker being a hooker gets popular. What next? People would eagerly wait and read a story where an MC is seriously arguing with an alcoholic bum with a defective brain about morals and ethics and jumping out of his pants to win the argument?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    People wouldn't need to wait. We have that premise on webnovels in spades. If there's anything webnovelists love to do, it's to use a mouthpiece to preach and win a hypothetical arguement they'd otherwise get dunked the fuck on.
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    This account has been reported to the FBI for possession and distribution of child pornography. All followers will have 24 hours to wipe associating comments and history before it is locked and investigated. Accounts remaining will be traced through their corresponding IP address.

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    BenJepheneT
    once you consider most commercially disappointing entertainment works from a marketing standpoint it actually shines a more empathetic perspective on said work
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    BenJepheneT
    Bruce's asphasia is one thing, but that still doesn't take away from how shit the films are. I'm speaking from experience; I sat through a neo Willis film marathon with my mates and I'd rather fondle Al-Assad's middle Eastern balls than do it again.
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    But God damn, I knew it was coming but the news still hit like a truck.

    Bruce was great in Red, and that was but a half decade ago.

    All my heroes are dying, m8
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Time is a ship on a merciless ship.
    BenJepheneT
    I seem to change personalities every time I switch languages. Any other bilinguals who has this sensation?
    BenJepheneT
    Dear diary,

    Today, I saw the fattest fucking stray cat take a shit behind the residence dumpster on my way to work. It was the stankiest shit I'd ever laid eyes on, like chocolate fondue regurgitated twice, frozen over, and now melting. We locked eyes. After it finished, it looked away, strutting off with the grace of a Disney Princess, its belly wobbling like nobody's business.

    I aspire to have such confidence.
    BenJepheneT
    Out of all the fucking April fool's prank pulled on me nothing made me angrier than a discord server owner who painting a fake ping on the server icon making me waste ten OCD minutes trying to get rid of it
    BenJepheneT
    woke up today with ego death, like i just gorged a fuck ton of humble pie. it was completely unprompted. i simply dragged myself out the bed and felt small and insignificant to the world.

    it felt refreshing, like i had nothing but the whole world to reconquer.

    rise and grind, gamers. rise and grind.
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    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Did you start playing Elden Ring, or something?
    *tilts head*
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    no, I haven't played games for a few weeks already. it's periodic that I wake up mentally fucked up like this. It's within expectations, at this point. I invite this sensation. Means I get to beat up some fucken demons in my head. Better out than in.
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Well, I hope your mental health improved throughout the day, then.
    *huggles*

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    Happy April's Fool!
    BenJepheneT


    sometimes i remember Shin Godzilla (2016) and wonder if they designed the monster in purpose just so they could have this shot of her skull crushing thighs
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    Ben, you're horny again
    Nahrenne
    I started watching the video you did about the book covers with @TheTrinary.
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    You have a really nice voice.
    I wasn't...expecting this kind of voice from you.
    I was expecting a deeper and more gruff one...but this one makes you sound so cute.
    Like an adorable puppy.
    (^-^)

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    I'm not sure if I want to be called an adorable puppy but alright, why not?
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    *huggles*
    \(^o^)/

    Also, I'm really curious what the cover you showed TTrin was at the end of the video.
    Something about Brad Pitt.
    It never got shown and I couldn't make out what the title was.
    :blob_upset:

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    TheTrinary
    TheTrinary
    Oh yeah I didn't include that. Did I not cut him mentioning it? Oops
    BenJepheneT
    @TheTrinary and I make out tongue deep on cam for an hour straight.

    is it real? am i lying? who knows, watch it for yourself to find out

    TheTrinary
    TheTrinary
    Trying your hardest to not get invited back huh
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
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    I'm currently trying to decide which video to watch next.
    I kind of don't want to watch the read along ones cos I've never really been good with audio books in the first place.
    But I also don't like watching things in the wrong order...
    orz

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    BenJepheneT
    Skynet isn't as smart of an AI if you think about it.

    "we want to kill the mother of the resistance leader, let's send individual Terminators after 'em. wdym we have a whole legion? just throw individual T's until they eventually succeed, somehow"

    still good movies, though (only T1 and T2 and maybe T3 and Salvation)
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    I think there was a limit to what they could send through, either due to load limit or timey-wimey shenanigans.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Salvation is dead to me. The only thing good that came out of it was Bale Out Remix.
    I refused to acknowledge the fifth and sixth and am expressing regrets with watching both of them as well.
    BenJepheneT
    i personally believe the oscar's should lean into the will smith incident. let there be violence. open rivalries, declarations of war, and fisticuffs for altercations during awards. guns are allowed, if you manage to sneak them through the detectors. Best Director will be a wrestling cage match between all the nominees.
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