I want to go to the beach. I miss the ocean. large bodies of water make me feel so relaxed. Rivers can only hold me over for so long before I go stir crazy.
I just BSed my way through an entire paper with random citations and somehow got full marks. WTF! The professor even made a note that said "Great use of connections between personal experience and resources."
I have to write a paper on why the American comic book industry is dying and literally, every source says that it is due to SJWs and the push for representation rather than good stories. I doubt that my English professor is going to accept a paper that bashes leftist views despite apparently being one of the main destroyers of the medium.
I really wish there was a translator that translates a sentence to how it would have been said in a selected time period. That would make historical dialogue so much easier.
You know how most people get tired of going to work for one reason or another? I don't get that. Maybe it's because I live on-site and get to choose my hours most of the time? I don't know. I used to hate going to work before I started my current job.
I've been so close to writing smut into my stories but have stopped it every time by derailing every conversation that could lead to a sex scene. My favorite being when one of MCs shirt was ripped off and his wife telling him that she knows exactly what they were going to be doing that night.
The only irrational fear I have is that one day I'm going to stick my foot in my boot and a mouse will be inside it. Though I don't get this fear until after I have both my shoes on.
I always have to be careful when I borrow a bag from my stepdad because he smokes weed for his TBI and he'll stash away some for when he runs out before forgetting about it.
The last time I had any dignity was right before I lathered my naked body in oil and tried to see how long it would take for me to escape the bathtub. It took 8 minutes and 27 seconds.

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