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  • do blind psychics read minds by feeling the wrinkles on people's foreheads like braille?
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    following the monkey typewriter probability scenario, there must be a weathered penis out there who's been through enough prostitute assholes that the wrinkles can be read off by the aforementioned blind psychic to be a 100% accurate English translation of the Rosetta Stone.
    Representing_Tromba
    Representing_Tromba
    You just gave me a horrible mental image of a blind psychic reading ball sacks.
    Representing_Tromba
    Representing_Tromba
    Actually, now that I think about it, if the whole monkey typewriter theory is correct then there is a possibility that there are a collection of people whose genitals read the entirety of Tolkien's work in wrinkles.
    my activity here is inversely proportional to the amount of sketches i'm banging out everyday holy fuck i'm on a roll
    Minx
    Minx
    Teach me your ways, sensei
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    just practice and references, chief. there're no litrpg cheats out of this one.
    At some point people have to realize the "SHE'S ONLY 14" arguement doesn't work when she's literally built like a fucking milf
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    it's almost like age is literally just a number when the character in question is fictional
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I think it's more indicative of the guy who set that age in the first place. It's not to the point where I'd take a twitter tier guerrilla meltdown, but I'll definitely have questions as to why you made this guy look like a steroid tank and go "yeah he's 13". There's gotta be reasons for it, right?
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    if it's a jojo it's a joke, if it's not a jojo it's a power fantasy aimed at 13 year olds
    Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune is the only arcade game where you can lose a 2 minute 50 second lead in a 3 minute race because there was a sharp turn 500 M before the finish line
    I think I can pull off a convincing drag. Not a trap, mind you. A drag. Some Ru-paul type shit. I might be able to do it, just without that sassy finesse. I'll be the type of drag to slouch his back and scratch his ass with his extended pedicure.
    sometimes I want to believe in the flat earth theory because having a giant fucken ice wall surrounding the continents sounds cooler than a boring ol sphere
    that Sona Bisque Doll scene with the tanned gyaru will either have you writing an angry thread on Twitter or remind you of a "certain" scene from a "certain" 6-digit fiction
    I like my guy friends feminine so I can tap his ass ironically haha it's just a joke
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    Me and my friends used to slap each other's asses and say thicc

    It was fun and not sexual in any way
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    Do you know how to tell the difference between a DnD player and someone with a bondage fetish?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    should've told me that before I got curious and went ahead to test my hypothesis

    You know any good cheap movers willing to take a bathtub away from a basement?
    Representing_Tromba
    Representing_Tromba
    Not that I know of.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    It's been so long since I've slipped over myself that there was a second's delay between my expected fall and my actual fall so much so that I was stunned more by the sensation than the pain from my ass
    OnlyFans ads on Twitter are getting crazier the caption would be something like "did yall enjoy the new Jujutsu Kaisen movie <3 <3" followed by a censored photo of an asshole spread eagle on a beach
    genshin characters are testing my patience no matter how adverse i am to mainland chinese entertainment media i can't stop the undying urge to repeatedly cum inside Ganyu's oriental meat halls
    i may be drunk driving, but i am God's drunkest driver, sent down on a mission to oppose Sinners (kids who don't look left and right before crossing) and deliver damnation for their crimes against the Holy Spirit
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    Mellohwa
    Mellohwa
    Please tell me you drive a truck...
    owotrucked
    owotrucked
    Hop in and let's spread enlightment.
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