do blind psychics read minds by feeling the wrinkles on people's foreheads like braille?
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my activity here is inversely proportional to the amount of sketches i'm banging out everyday holy fuck i'm on a roll
My first fully tuned build (no ticket, no discarded vehicle card) ?
it just works
quick sketch for a spontaneous request
not my character
Normal people after the gym: that was a great work out I'm going to take a break and resume tomorrow
Me after the gym: I want to fucking jack off for the next two hours
At some point people have to realize the "SHE'S ONLY 14" arguement doesn't work when she's literally built like a fucking milf
Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune is the only arcade game where you can lose a 2 minute 50 second lead in a 3 minute race because there was a sharp turn 500 M before the finish line
I think I can pull off a convincing drag. Not a trap, mind you. A drag. Some Ru-paul type shit. I might be able to do it, just without that sassy finesse. I'll be the type of drag to slouch his back and scratch his ass with his extended pedicure.
sometimes I want to believe in the flat earth theory because having a giant fucken ice wall surrounding the continents sounds cooler than a boring ol sphere
muscle practice 2
that Sona Bisque Doll scene with the tanned gyaru will either have you writing an angry thread on Twitter or remind you of a "certain" scene from a "certain" 6-digit fiction
I like my guy friends feminine so I can tap his ass ironically haha it's just a joke
Do you know how to tell the difference between a DnD player and someone with a bondage fetish?
It's been so long since I've slipped over myself that there was a second's delay between my expected fall and my actual fall so much so that I was stunned more by the sensation than the pain from my ass
OnlyFans ads on Twitter are getting crazier the caption would be something like "did yall enjoy the new Jujutsu Kaisen movie <3 <3" followed by a censored photo of an asshole spread eagle on a beach
genshin characters are testing my patience no matter how adverse i am to mainland chinese entertainment media i can't stop the undying urge to repeatedly cum inside Ganyu's oriental meat halls
"fuck this job"
*goes to work*
i may be drunk driving, but i am God's drunkest driver, sent down on a mission to oppose Sinners (kids who don't look left and right before crossing) and deliver damnation for their crimes against the Holy Spirit -
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