[during sex]
Me: did you-
She (round the mountain): oh yeah
Me: did you-
She (round the mountain): oh yeah
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Ma, wheres the rope
Me:
Mirror me: You fat bald bastard you piece of subhuman trash two thousand years of constant human evolution to create a hairless fuck
normies: masturbate
me: beat and yeet
people shouldn't be afraid of racism, they should be afraid of me
Do you remember,
The 21st night of September
Most of us don't like to write, we just like to have it written.
whaddup, I'm Jared, I'm 19
Bruh how do you get a title
what if every time you nut your ballsacks starts playing Crazy Frog by Axel F
Yo, how do you add those "fandom" things to your series?
9/11 turns 18 today
do whatever you wish with that information
n-word voucher: grants a one-time usage of the n-word but no "er"
Introducing Walk Like An Egyptian/Are You Gonna Be My Girl, the lesser sibling of the Ice Ice Baby/Under Pressure duo.
To those that were on Discord, this is AlphaRetard. I humbly apologize for whatever happened back there and am truly grateful for your help.
It won't happen again.
Perhaps.
Wish I can name my frown _dinnerbone.
It's kinda surreal to feel nostalgic on a country song originating from halfway across the world.
Power of music, I guess.
Sun is shinning in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
Instead of making protags stronger, let's make them smarter.
Having big tits because you're fat is like getting excited for weekends when you're unemployed. -
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