BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    i usually take my dog out for a shit @ night and use my phone's flashlight to tactically scoop the poop with efficient precision. tonight, as I was doing the deed, some fireworks lit up and scared the shit out of my dog. she broke into a sprint, tuggin' her leash which was tied to the same hand holding my phone, illuminating the shit.

    you can guess what happened.
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    maybe it was a gunshot
    SilvCrimBlac
    SilvCrimBlac
    Last cellphone I had was in December of 2019. It began swelling up like a baloon. Something about the battery being corrupted or something idk. Since I work from home now, it's less important that I have one and the friends I still retain know I've never liked texting and don't do social media. My facebook profile pic is from 2009. So call me and have a normal conversation or don't bother me.
    SilvCrimBlac
    SilvCrimBlac
    This cuts the majority of the nonsense and false people from my life since apparently, conversing in more than just a dozen words by text is too hard for them to manage. I love social media for one reason and one reason alone, it keeps the morons away from me and busy ruining someone else's day.
    BenJepheneT
    Truly a dialogue for the ages
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    2021
    I both hate you, I like you. Also you ban count on Royalroad. Mines like 5+
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    2.

    It's too easy to get banned on Royal Road. I'm waiting for the bigger prey
    BenJepheneT
    my favourite kind of restaurants are those makeshift stalls you find on the side of a deserted highway with two tables and one chair at 3 am. there's no one else under the roof. you might very well be the first and last customer the stall has that day.
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    and the cook doesn't clean his hands after shitting then serves you expired food
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    You sure you haven't been to Brooklyn? This is like....everyone near the BK Bridge and the highway closeby who can find two barrels and a wide plank to stack on top of them. I had the best damn Barbeque Ribs and the best damn Fish tacos I've ever had in my life there. It probably wasn't even real beef ribs and I don't even think it was real fish in those tacos but it was still so fucking good.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    A plate of "proper" beef ribs would most likely hit between 15 and 25$ unless you went into a Ma & Pop shop, where you might get it for 10$. But this guy was cooking them up for 3 bucks a plate and it didn't even bother me that he probably stole everything from the food to the plastic utensils and styrofoam plates. In fact, I'd be surprised it hadn't stole them.
    BenJepheneT
    had a convo with a buncha mates where we laughed at the sound of honda civics at 3am when one of the chicks belted out, "it's not gonna make girls like you, bro"

    bitch who's doin dis for you? it's stupid but they're having fun by themselves, not for your panties to drop.
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    some are just psycho and need to hide their facial expressions all the time
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i mean, with the pandemic, it's easier than ever
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    yeah, i have my hair all over my face, and a mask and if I want to i can put on glasses too for extra coverage
    BenJepheneT
    a demon curses a woman with an RGB womb. every baby she has comes out with a random colour. she's divorced 3 times, but the caveat is that she's got six kids who she could line up and dance in the form of a rainbow to cheer her from her pointless suffering.
    Representing_Tromba
    Representing_Tromba
    Can I get whatever you're smoking?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    this is my conscious form

    even I fear what I'll become if I turn high
    BenJepheneT
    I get intimidated by good art at times, so much so that my enthusiasm gets wrecked and I end up not doing any drawing/writing because it feels like there's no point contributing an inferior drop into an ocean of masterpieces

    Luckily for me, I'm a shameless man, so I get back up pretty fast. I'll be dejected in the morning and already be up on my feet in the afternoon
    BenJepheneT
    toy chica from fnaf baBY oh lord that smooth smug of a gawk gawk machine Jesus Christ the oily sloppy Joes she'll provide man those top shelf birthing HIPS just BEGGING to be STUFFED with human semen until her exhaust pipes blow cum bubbles the size of Venezuela's inflation rate on fucking GOD i will KILL to bury my cock so deep in her that when I pull out I'll be crowned King fucken Arthur
    BenJepheneT
    i wanna fuck roxanne from fnaf so bad, bro. i bet her synthetic robot fox pussy can squeeze oranges. i bet she got that Grip of '87 oh lord idc if i get tetanus from repeatedly tainting her metallics with my semen and get hella rust in my dick hole just let me fruitlessly impregnate and dominate that magenta goth fox bitch please god I want to run a paizuri train on her
    BenJepheneT
    porn site comments are funny cause' you be on some niche genre and some guy would come and go "whoever watching this has dissapointed parents" like we aren't on the same boat naked with stiffies

    In fact, fuck are you doing in Double Petite Chocolate Thigh Job in the first place?
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    my parents disappointed me. Especially my father, who was watching shemale porn at work in the backroom.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    My father was watching "old man fucks his daughter in law" porn
    BenJepheneT
    it's hard to explain to people that I sometimes just look at lewds and hentai out of interest, and understandably so.

    90% of the time I don't even have the notion of whacking off. i just wanna look at some tits and dicks, so I look it up.
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    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    The only people that I think would disagree with that remark, that being the naked body is beautiful, are those that uncomfortable with their sexuality. Or are naturally self-conscious.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i grew up in a rather conservative surrounding, so the older adults still treat nudity like some sacred horse that'll fuck your mom or something like that.

    it's so much so that the local youth tried to swing the pendulum and overcorrect things by wearing booty shorts to college as if dress codes weren't a thing.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    As someone who grew in conservative surroundings as well, it seems as if such an authoritative regime is somehow amplifying the lewdness inside us
    BenJepheneT
    if I tell someone there's gold coins beneath an inescapable well and someone actually does it and dies in the well, am I persecuted for aiding in murder or am I let go cause' the other guy is down right retarded for believing in me?

    ScribbleHub lawyers??? Answer???
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    I imagine intent does not have to be spoken by you, it is cross-examined and inferred by detectives, psychologists and lawyers. The investigation will compile evidence from everything you ever said to suggest you are a person who wanted the guy to die, from their stupidity or not.
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    Deleted member 1244
    I wonder... If I manage to fully convince Ben that he will never face any repercussion of killing people this way, all the while knowing he would... After Ben does the deed and kill half a dozen "dumbass" and gets caught, would I be implicated at all... (answer is yes, I think)
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    theoretically, you probably would. legitimately speaking, you wouldn't be.

    I'm no snitch. It'll take more than that to get me to betray you.

    D
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    I don't know how but even at Chibi, my characters look like they stepped out of the 1800s. Keep doing what you're doing, my guy. I fucking love you.
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