mfw i'm writing an extreme masochist character and now im researching on how to tie a doorknob noose and now im getting mental help ads on youtube
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I like playing a game called "Wet Matches."
You buy a kitchen gas tank, put it in a small room, let the gas leak, and start striking matches that's been soaked in water for a day. Either you run out, or you strike a luck with a spark big enough to set anything within the walls ablaze.
at this point, i'm convinced there are no good politicians out there.
yes, I'm gonna keep repeating this.
all the good ones are skeletons in a trunk of a car sunken under the ocean. every once in a while, someone lucky manages to email the Panama papers. most of the time, they get stuck in a low mayor's secretary type position or mysteriously kill themselves in an isolated incident.
i'm sick of finding good deep stories
time to indulge in trash
im back, toonily.com
I may be straight, but i'm not actually attracted to women.
no, i'm attracted to FEMININITY. it's a whole 'nother world of difference.
if the penis looks feminine enough, i'll hit it.
Homosexual
Intersex
Transgender
I'm reading Mein Kampf on the train and giggling sensibly every 5 pages. A lady in a burka stared at me in horror for a moment. I gave her a nod and giggled away.
I aspire to be the kind of guy who says Bonjourno to every waiter in an Italian restaurant and refuse to change despite being corrected multiple times
Sex
i've found this youtube channel that reviews 20th century military rations and the guy fucking eats them. 1944 ww2 ration? into the fucking gullet it goes.
i'm on a drawing spree i hadn't stopped for a whole week holy fuck
i've drawn so much tits i think im turning homo
Hey dad, good morn-
"*begins five minute rant about how I shouldn't leave the laptop on sleep all night and how that eats away the battery and kills the efficiency and eats more of the electric bill and indicates my negligence that will undoubtedly lead me to a life of crime and poverty*"
In other words, cigarette prices have gone up again in my local area.
were you trying to write Kanye West? It currently says Kanye Vest
I hate having niche interests. It's not that superior underground hobby everyone thinks it is. It's hard to have conversations with other people when you want to talk about racing game livery editing or skeleton fucking.
we need to discuss the carbon footprint of cum evaporation
just when i thought i've run out of things to lewd
Minecraft Mobs Rule 63 series coming soon to Artist Showcase threads near you
i'm waiting for my lecture to be over so i can take this day-old-due dump but then the old man said "can we have a replacement for our CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY right now?" and it was a majority agreement so now im holding my shit in pressurized rage while he bangs on about economics for the next hour
im gonna shit diamonds at the end of this
this december i would wreck my scimitar so hard i'll power wash the paint off my ceiling and kill the rats living in the attic under my roof
Today we discuss fucking skinwalkers and sucking dick in a changing room
I love sci fi horror movies/games because if you remove all the subtext and just read everything objectively they're all essentially cautionary tales about safety regulations in workplaces -
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