Might I inquire as to the purpose of your visit, my good cow and my lady?
Could it be that perhaps you have come seeking instruction in proper manners under my guidance?
Ah, what a most intriguing subject.
However, I must note that this particular form of instruction may involve the use of a leash and whip
Methods known to yield rather immediate and, shall we say, effective results, should you be amenable to such discipline, my good cow.