I curse you to an endless fight with Donkey Kong in a boxing ring.
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You're getting milked. I'm going to drink straight from the tap.
There’s no way you’re awake at a civilized hour right now. Go to sleep sweet cheeks. 🫵
Inquiry:
how much for one carton of milk?
This you?
Moo Principle # 552 - Bllarrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moo.
Bull magic.
I changed my mind. I won't turn you into steak. I will turn you into a steak-eater instead!
How are you faring with Influenza D?
I'm completely defeated right now.
Psst! Do you want some fancy Swiss grass?
*peeks from a shady dark alley*
The soup was made with ground turkey.
Moo Principle #551 - Great, now that anger ran out, I have to power my writing through self-loathing and depression.
Moo Principle # 550 - They are a petty creature with brains composed of shit. But this is a compliment, because shit actually has a purpose. They are a defective retard troll that should be slaughtered and drowned in the swamp they came from. Their meat should be left to rot on the battlefield.
Moo Principle # 549 - Being in a completely human form always feels so vulnerable and offputting. It's just blech. You guys are just blech. Imagine not being able to shift into form you desire.
Moo Principle # 548 - Okay fellow booby meisers. Our boobiest members are AnonUnlimited, Conquorer_Quack, Prince_Azmirian_Mystic, and SRB. AS our winners are a large group, they will be drawn together badly, but nice and pregnant, for a group photo. I will try to make time for drawing them this weekend. Please thank them for doing their part to solve the birthrate crisis! -
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