Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all?
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I should sleep but sleep is for the weak!
My grandma wants me to talk to this one girl I met at a wedding 2 years ago and ask about her life... basically her job, relationship status, etc subtly. Grandma.... you weren't subtle at all! Is my uncle this hopeless that now I have to be on lookout for potential matchups for him!!?
Sleepi's self motivation tip #10: I never knew having henchmen was so tiring! I now know why all those villain bosses in the movies were so grumpy!
Dear Diary,
I hired a clown and a dog as my henchmen and a catto as my mascot to further progress my evil schemes of world domination.... but ....but I suspect they are all here for free donuts and cookies! Not a single mean bone required to be a villain can be found on them but it's ok! I've waited this long, I'll wait some more to teach them! That said, I should go stock up on those cookies and donuts!
[Searching for henchmen to help me in worlddestructiondomination]
Salary: negotiable
Requirements: I'm the boss! Must obey my directions
Job benefits: free cookies and donuts, flexible hours, a boss that can stab your enemies
My sister is back! She even got me a cute cup and a purse! *twirls happily*
Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!
I'm appalled at how xenophobic some cnovels authors can get! This particular novel was soo horrible that I can't even read it any further than chapter 17!
Floofball
What is your purpose?
Sleepi's self motivation tip 9: While wandering around you may encounter a clown giving you balloons! Take them! Free balloons are a steal!
The meow in the pfp is cute~.
I Finally unlocked custom title! With how lazy I was in posting messages, this feels like an achievement!
controversial opinion but I'm the sanest person in this crazy forum!
Sleepy, someone said to me they can lick me more than three times faster than I can lick them. What comeback do I say to this
When sleepy was a baby, she was evil.
My grandma cares more about her stupid plants than me :<
And no.... I'm not jealous.... -
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