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Gasp!

Carry on

And he waddled no more.

No, no. You need to fatten him up a bit first.

Feed him bread and then use a bread stuffing

Food idea, cat.

*ahem Good idea.

Just don't let it trick you into falling yourself. Don't underestimate the evil bas--- duck.

*brings in some salt and seasoning* How long does it take to cook?

Its been 3 hours, something might be wrong with the duck.

She really did it. She cooked him.

So the plucking is before or after the boiling?

Me : Aw so cute.

(5s later)

You are so talented! A lovely work of art!

Here lies the sample that demonstrates @pangmida's inferior intelligence where she doesn't realise ducks can fly.

You're too fat from eating bread and being angry at everything to fly.

Not if they’re as fattened up as you duck boy 🫵

And you know all that hatred weighs him down. That cute little waddle is the weight of 3 tons of hatred dragging over his beak and feathers.