The Orc's Bar (Junior Mixologist Needed)

sleepandeatallday · 2026-04-23T11:45:10+0100

Bimbanana said:
*stares at ID*

So your name is Sleepie Mclovin, age 21?

No. My name is Sleeperella Mclovin, mother of Sleepie Mclovin!

Bimbanana · 2026-04-23T11:50:58+0100

Hmmm... okay then...
So? How can i help you madam mclovin?
What's troubling you?

JayMark · 2026-04-23T12:03:49+0100

I have bad gass from the last drink you gave me.
Got something for that?

Bimbanana · 2026-04-23T12:13:55+0100

JayMark said:
I have bad gass from the last drink you gave me.
Got something for that?

Uhh... usually vets will stab your stomach to let your excessive methane out
Unfortunately, even though i would love doing the stabbing, that's not part of this establishment service.
So...

Here you go, Ginger Old Fashioned
Non-carbonated options with gut-soothing ingredients. Perfect for your gas problems
The ginger syrup contains compounds that help relax digestive muscles and move food through your system.

PS: If you feel to fart, please do it outside

JayMark · 2026-04-23T12:16:31+0100

Okay, got it. Outside.

It all gets outside eventually.

sleepandeatallday · 2026-04-23T12:18:48+0100

Bimbanana said:
Hmmm... okay then...
So? How can i help you madam mclovin?
What's troubling you?

My daughter makes me worry too much! Anyways can I trouble you to bring me the best chocolate drink you have on your menu of this fine establishment? :3

sleepandeatallday · 2026-04-23T12:20:03+0100

JayMark said:
Okay, got it. Outside.

It all gets outside eventually.

also... can you remove this farting cow! Keep him 10 feet away from my drinks....please

JayMark · 2026-04-23T12:20:58+0100

I'm not a farting cow lady. I'm an air freshening bull!
I'm a shape shafter... shifter, so I rescent the gas to floral flaglan...ces.

Bimbanana · 2026-04-23T12:23:28+0100

sleepandeatallday said:
My daughter makes me worry too much! Anyways can I trouble you to bring me the best chocolate drink you have on your menu of this fine establishment? :3

Ah yes, your daughter... yes it means you need a strong one.
Please wait a few second

*Whisper*
I'm sorry madam, unfortunately that cow is a paying customer...

sleepandeatallday · 2026-04-23T12:24:22+0100

JayMark said:
I'm not a farting cow lady. I'm an air freshening bull!
I'm a shape shafter... shifter, so I rescent the gas to floral flaglan...ces.

I hate any and all fragrances! *stands a bit further away*

sleepandeatallday · 2026-04-23T12:25:06+0100

Bimbanana said:
Ah yes, your daughter... yes it means you need a strong one.
Please wait a few second

*Whisper*
I'm sorry madam, unfortunately that cow is a paying customer...

Strong one? You mean strong dark chocolate drink!

Bimbanana · 2026-04-23T12:28:10+0100

sleepandeatallday said:
My daughter makes me worry too much! Anyways can I trouble you to bring me the best chocolate drink you have on your menu of this fine establishment? :3

Thank you for waiting,
Here you go

Death by Chocolate Martini
Unlike the normal creamy version, this one is a high-alcohol version that use 100-proof vodka and a dark chocolate liqueur.
Its super strong that would be dangerous if beginner drinks it.
But I know that a mature woman like you would have no problem and can enjoy it

Bimbanana · 2026-04-23T12:36:13+0100

Uh anyway, my shift is over.
So... yeah, if someone else interested on doing mixologist thingy,
Go ahead use the bar and serve any incoming customers

sleepandeatallday · 2026-04-23T12:38:36+0100

Bimbanana said:
Thank you for waiting,
Here you go

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Death by Chocolate Martini
Unlike the normal creamy version, this one is a high-alcohol version that use 100-proof vodka and a dark chocolate liqueur.
Its super strong that would be dangerous if beginner drinks it.
But I know that a mature woman like you would have no problem and can enjoy it

*pays and grabs the drinks and drinks it in one go* Hehehehe! I love chocolate!

Alski · 2026-04-23T12:43:47+0100

Bimbanana said:
Uh anyway, my shift is over.
So... yeah, if someone else interested on doing mixologist thingy,
Go ahead use the bar and serve any incoming customers

The Orc's Bar (Junior Mixologist Needed)

sleepandeatallday

someone gimme chocolates QAQ

Bimbanana

Nice Asshole

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.

Bimbanana

Nice Asshole

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.

sleepandeatallday

someone gimme chocolates QAQ

sleepandeatallday

someone gimme chocolates QAQ

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.

Bimbanana

Nice Asshole

sleepandeatallday

someone gimme chocolates QAQ

sleepandeatallday

someone gimme chocolates QAQ

Bimbanana

Nice Asshole

Bimbanana

Nice Asshole

sleepandeatallday

someone gimme chocolates QAQ

Alski

Stray cat