The Last to Comment Wins

Navillus · Mar 30, 2026

Anonjohn20 said:
"According to official SHF Lore, I have two children with JayMark, whose names are Auryithex and Norythiim. The worm is the child between AnonUnlimited and Jaymark."

It seems JayMark has kids with everyone except his bovine wives.

Oh dear…

Anonjohn20 · Mar 30, 2026

Shiriru_B · Mar 30, 2026

AliceMoonvale said:
I'm winning by wondering why we even post here

So that one of us eventually wins.

Anonjohn20 · Mar 30, 2026

Also to honor the OP, may he rest in peace.

Shiriru_B · Mar 30, 2026

Anonjohn20 · Mar 30, 2026

Tempokai · Mar 30, 2026

I'm winning currently by sitting half asleep in work

Anonjohn20 · Mar 30, 2026

Nyah!

Tempokai · Mar 30, 2026

I'm winning currently by probably writing a roast today if there will be no substantial work today

Anonjohn20 · Mar 30, 2026

10/10

Tempokai · Mar 30, 2026

I'm winning currently by cutting stickers (boring)

Shiriru_B · Mar 30, 2026

Navillus · Mar 30, 2026

Nyah!

Shiriru_B · Mar 30, 2026

Tempokai · Mar 30, 2026

I'm winning currently by working a lot (fixing mistakes others did)

JayMark · Mar 30, 2026

Anonjohn20 said:
"According to official SHF Lore, I have two children with JayMark, whose names are Auryithex and Norythiim. The worm is the child between AnonUnlimited and Jaymark."

It seems JayMark has kids with everyone except his bovine wives.

I have many kids with my bovine wives.
You should know.
You ate most of them!

Tempokai · Mar 30, 2026

I'm winning currently by having a lot of work today and finally going home

Conqueror_Quack · Mar 30, 2026

Tempokai · Mar 30, 2026

I'm winning currently by not writing a roast and instead winding down from the work with mediocre can of cola

AliceMoonvale · Mar 30, 2026

Weenis.

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