SUPREME COURT OF SHF

JayMark

JayMark

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@Iamnotabot

Your honor, I make a motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the jury pool is tainted in favor of the plaintiff.

Your honor, I make a second motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the plaintiff @JuliaDarkrest is not the real party of interest and lacks standing.
 
Playerkartik

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JayMark said:
@Iamnotabot

Your honor, I make a motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the jury pool is tainted in favor of the plaintiff.

Your honor, I make a second motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the plaintiff @JuliaDarkrest is not the real party of interest and lacks standing.
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Iamnotabot is not the current Judge
Anyways, The court can forgive a pregnant cow for once

@Hans.Trondheim Start the case
 
Hans.Trondheim

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JayMark said:
@Iamnotabot

Your honor, I make a motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the jury pool is tainted in favor of the plaintiff.

Your honor, I make a second motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the plaintiff @JuliaDarkrest is not the real party of interest and lacks standing.
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Defendant @JayMark enters a not guilty plea on grounds of cow pregnancy.

Playerkartik said:
Iamnotabot is not the current Judge
Anyways, The court can forgive a pregnant cow for once

@Hans.Trondheim Start the case
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This SHF Court finds that the defendants @AnonUnlimited and @JayMark, of case no. 00-00-01 People of the ScribbleHub Forum vs. AnonUnlimited/Jaymark NOT GUILTY of the charges brought to them.

Moreover, this court order the accuser, Ms. @Juia_Darkcrest of lifetime calf support for the couple.

This court is adjourned.
 
Hans.Trondheim

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Playerkartik said:
Iamnotabot is not the current Judge
Anyways, The court can forgive a pregnant cow for once

@Hans.Trondheim Start the case
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Case No. SHF 00-00-02 People of the ScribbleHub versus @Iamnotabot

Accuser Ms. @Tabula_Rasa alleges defendant @Iamnotabot of damaging reaction economy.

Defendant Iamnotabot stated that she's rich, and thus she controls everything.

Accuser Tabula_Rasa answered defendant's statement by fleeing to Canada, because she doesn't want to become giant robo-mommy made pancake.

You may now present your arguments, Prosecution panel.
 
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@Tabula_Rasa how did you get away with 200lb of steel strapped to your ankles?
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Video call from undisclosed location:

I am made of paper.

After a long vaction in Canada, and talked to many new friends, and given lots of advice

I er here by withdraw all allegations against @Iamnotabot, and i er.. am... in no way in any duress and am speaking of sound mind-

*call cuts off abruptly.
 
Playerkartik

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Tabula_Rasa said:
Video call from undisclosed location:

I am made of paper.

After a long vaction in Canada, and talked to many new friends, and given lots of advice

I er here by withdraw all allegations against @Iamnotabot, and i er.. am... in no way in any duress and am speaking of sound mind-

*call cuts off abruptly.
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The allegations have been withdrawn
@Hans.Trondheim Close the case
 
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