210 eggs. What the fuck am I going to do with them?
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Why some authors write prowess instead of powers? How in the actual fuck do you mix them up.
> looks at the thermometer
> 69 degrees
> nice
> wait, what?
I'd be five again, so no. Maybe. Perhaps.
Should I read SAO?
Reginald!
I have become cringe, the destroyer of souls.
I cast yaaawn!
Jesus Christ, it's raining so hard that I can barely see our of the bus windows. And thunder doesn't make it better. I enjoy the rain while sitting in my apartment with a cup of hot tea, thank you very much.
I cast manual breathing.
Eugh... My eyes are dry as fuck. Help...
Update: still drunk, got home safe, drinking lots of water right now.
I wish to bite people again. My teeth are weapons of mass destruction.
Being drunk is strange. But kinda fun.
Me missing my botty (bocchi)
It's too hot outside. I think I might actually die if I spend too long under the sun.
Went outside today. The sun melted my face.
When I was returning home, I grabbed the metal handle to open the door and got Home Alone-ed into burning the fuck out of my palm.
Ow.
I wanna sleep.
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
But I survived and awakened my STANDO POWA! Come forth, "Sweet Roll!"
"Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"
"Because he dodges bullets, Avi." -
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