Be warlord.
Received gift from coworker.
Among them was milk slime.
Brought it home, pinch it, taste it, chew it, swallow it.
Hmm, taste weird, but whatever.
Stuck on the back of my throat.
*google it.
Happy birthday! Let's go invade another planet and enslave all of the lesser humanoid races! I'm thinking we go to Entrha'a'alxema and start off by turning a few cities into salt.
mfw i announce that am taking a day off next week and my team's response was along the line of "praise the lord" or "about damn time you catch a breath"
Have I... set this corpo-slave aura passive turned on all this time?
Out of peer pressure, this warlord has set up a dating profile.
If any of you ladies or if anyone know some ladies that are keen on looking for an African man with great pay, is a great leader, and has a non-consensual organ arbitrage, hmu.
@Hans.Trondheim bro I just want to stop living in multiple once-in-a-lifetime historical moments in one decade. am tired and simply want to be able to afford grocery ?
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."
I am a Genuine Idiot.


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