Well, obviously I am the most sane person who has ever lived. So I'm the benchmark by which sanity is judged. The more people are like me, the more sane they are.
Do you feel it, deep within, bubbling up from the deepest recesses of your being, the... sanity? Do you hear the soft murmurs of... reason, whispering at the edges of your consciousness. Fine denizens of the scribble hub, are you sane?
Yes, we're all very sane here. That's why we are all here, because we aren't all there where those crazy people are. I myself am brimming with overwhelming sanity bubbling up from within. You can trust me.
Seems fine.
Fair enough. Personally I'd like something cool like a dragon over the options I gave, but it's better to have something than nothing, and choosing between lessor options can also be interesting.
Anyway, I added lobster and cat.