NotaNuffian

NotaNuffian

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  • NotaNuffian
    Getting fucked and nearly T boned someone due to offensive driving.
    NotaNuffian
    Those who think that life is hard should abide to the mantra "The worst has yet to come."

    Because it is edging at your moments of peace and joy, ready to let off a big one.
    NotaNuffian
    > Be me.
    > About to go out/ do something
    > Need to shit erupts
    > "But I will be late"
    > Need to shit intensifies
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    Tsuru
    Tsuru
    I thought dodo was a predatorless bird
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    Oops my bad.
    Yep their island didnt have predators.

    I meant prev post in meaning : He is like at bottom of food chain to the whole animal chain of the whole globe.

    ps : so yeah, it was lucky to be in a paradise island without other predators (or i guess they would turn extinct BEFORE HUMANS came)
    Tsuru
    Tsuru
    Humans were a big reason. But another big reason were the rats.
    That came on the boats with the sailors.

    The rats, escaped boats, and gone on the island, ate the eggs of the dodos. (on the ground)
    If not for them, even if they ate their bellies until they exploded, pretty sure there would be 1 DUDE going : hey let's keep some for the return

    But reality : F ! Why they did they suddenly stopping appearing !?
    Corty
    Corty
    I won't take it as an attack. As a dodo, I am too stupid to understand the implications anyway. :blob_uwu:
    Tsuru
    NotaNuffian
    Dammit, I accidentally created two characters with the same hair color, amethyst and purple are the same right?
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    SRB
    SRB
    You can always say that their hair are literally made of amethysts. Like, a lot of amethysts.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Dammit. I thought amethyst would be brighter than purple.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    I think why I did not picked violet is simple.

    I am dumb.
    NotaNuffian
    Godammit I really don't want to write a futanari.

    But I am getting cornered on the places I can write in, I don't like extreme body modification and I am not interested in writing guro, snuff, vore and cannibalism on the female characters.

    I am totally fine in snuffing the dudes, they can die en masses.
    NotaNuffian
    Having a burst of energy and instead of doing actual work, I am continuing on my porno.

    Not a surprise as to why my life sucks
    NotaNuffian
    > Be me.
    > Reading the first porn I wrote in Drive that I did not post online.
    > I like it.
    > Will probably get flamed to hell if I ever post online.
    > Trying my best to rewrite/ frankensteining into latest written.
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    SRB
    SRB
    :blob_neutral: That's not supposed to be physically possible.
    SRB
    SRB
    Or at least, I can't imagine it being healthy.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    It is not.

    Darn the doujin is anatomically inaccurate :LOL:??

    I am still sticking with it, since my work is purely fictional.

    Also, I discover that I am already butchering my first no-no work into smaller chunks and shoving the pieces here and there into "newer" works.
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    Really cock eyed BS moment.

    Transmigrated MC can travel between two worlds, one is the Alt Earth where martial art is king and another one is Medieval China Xianxialand.

    And they are supposed to have two different training methods that somehow compliments one another. For example, the starting method of AE involves a shit ton of comprehension to learn while the starting method of MCX involves doping.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    When MC doped himself in MCX training, it somehow makes AE method easier to learn and in turn, AE method granted MC able to use MCX killing techniques with efficiency of 120%.

    Moving forward, AE method turns people into be espers and MCX is obvious grow a gold tumor.

    Then now they just merged into the same shit; become one with Universe... I am very disappointed.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    And also, MCX method is somehow "wrong" as becoming one with Heavenly Dao is just killing one's sense of self.

    And somehow AE method is correct even though they are the same...? Wut?
    NotaNuffian
    Pixiv has Human Livestock 社畜 (ie Human Cattle) which not only means hucow for english speakers, it also means office workers and OLs for the Japanese.
    ThrillingHuman
    ThrillingHuman
    I mean, someone has to run that site. And they probably have an office, so it only makes sense there are office workers employed there
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    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    ....

    You misread I guess.

    What I meant was that the tag for hucow (in english) is used for office workers in Japanese.
    NotaNuffian
    I feel great sadge.

    Most of the stuff I write are just plagiarizing from JP doujinshis and JP R18 Pixiv. The main reason why I wrote them is because I can't find the supply in english format (AO3, Literotica, StoriesOnline) and the japanese ones are too much "kyaaa~♥️" sfx.

    Then I go look at the chinese ones and found them to be in similar boat with EN, not really touching base.
    Tsuru
    I just crossed out another BIG THING on my list-to-do.

    - see a video of a bad prankster, being mega punched a ton
    (heck its even funny at this point, bc the puncher, punched kinda exaggeratedly in a king kong way vs mario)

    (link, also its 2y ago, wow)
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    Tsuru
    Tsuru
    Wanted to share with Voidiris but not sure they would like. And well, i felt you nota as a fellow enjoyer of brutal "east" plot, you will like it like i did.
    + Could help you unstress / change your mood.
    Tsuru
    Tsuru
    Link, to something funny to change mood.
    A woman, try to put a mantis shrimp in boiling water. The shrimp (mc transmigrator) awakened his qi and bite her back to survive.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    ??

    Deserved.

    Totally deserved.
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