You know... if your hand was two dimensional, you could do a really good hand wave.
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Typing out a response, only to delete it because it's unintentionally snarky sounding. Definitely know why I can't play the renegade responses in Mass Effect...
Woo! Finally on the first page for DA:I for hits with SfAL. First place is more than double but anywho... baby steps!
Ah, my favorite part of updating SfAL, the random single unbookmarking.
Do I write or read... I'd game but I'm honestly too lazy to move from my comfy bed...
Woo weekend time. I'm gonna make some cheesy Alfredo tortellini.
It is never not going to be funny to me that this job hunting site likes to notify me about anything with "Technical" in the name or description. I get everything from mechanic to xray tech. Even get administrative assistant.
They keep making Scream movies and all I can think is that Sidney has the worst luck for encountering serial killers.
Argh. I may have come in contact with latex somewhere and I don't know where. All I know is that I itch.
Just read an article about a guy who was arguing with his girlfriend so he got up and opened the emergency exit on the plane they were on. Guess he really wanted to get out of the argument.
It's already half way through the day and I only have emails left to send...
I have frozen melon pops. The day is good.
My bones feel extra cronchy today. Can't wait to gimp my way around the grocery store after work.
It's Wednesday, my dudes.
That awkward moment when my coworker walks into my office for the first time in weeks and I gotta explain I'm not crying, I just poked myself in the eye while trying to drink from a straw while staring at a screen.
Coworker offered me some pickled polish today. I immediately asked "Sausage?"
Not going to lie, I thought Rule #3236 was the lyrics to YOLO for a second....
Round 2 of this is definitely a Monday. Leaned a little too far and snapped a wheel off my chair.
What I meant to tell my boss was "I don't hide my mistakes." What I told my boss was "Just making you aware of my mistakes."
Starting to think it should be illegal for me to be awake without caffeine.
Man, whoever wrote this story was high as balls. 100 chapters of a werewolf trying to convince a girl that he likes her. Then there is a massive scene of werewolves fighting one another. Followed by... him turning into a baby wolf? -
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