JayMark

Platmoo: Every moo has its ideal form. The definitive form of the moo. There exists, in the universe, the definitive concept of the moo.

The flesh is delicious when seared over an open flame, though after cooking it, it must still be bleeding.

My mother and my youngest sister went to a restaurant and accidentally ordered bull testicles, thinking that they were meatballs. They tasted them, and were confused about the texture and taste, until the server said "That not meatball. That beef ball!"

Hi, Steak, I'm Witch!

Did no-one said you a @WelcomeToSH? Damn, that's a shame.

Anyway, welcome, Comrade!

Something's up with that cow, I just can't put my finger on it.

Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.