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Mentally so jaded, call me the jade beauty. :blob_uwu: 💅

If you were a nineties kid hen the oven thing makes perfect sense. They got stuck in those things all the time. That's why Hanzel and...

I used to have an irrational fear of ovens, afraid of reaching inside one, on or not. Don't now, but still pretty wary. :blob_happy:

I've actually known a few people. One got a telephone pole thrown through their house in a tornado, another fell from one, and a third...

And don't forget that SH is a very small place, majority of people in general might also not see their fear as irrational. So you'll...

I have never met anyone else afraid of telephone poles.

sleeping on your back clogs your nose and causes sinus to flow down. bad for breathing among many other negatives. sleep on either...

Yo dawg you stepped in to the wrong neighbourhood.

First, I want to say I needed more context just to give you a proper review, and because your chapters were so short overall, I went...

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others...

That's what happens when you get a Sloth stoned

Yeah, you're a sleeper agent. You were activated and came back.