Southern Unorthodox Birbcarcher Sect's bribes

[OneRanter]

I shall hereby let the world know, that this Southern Unorthodox Birbcatcher Sect is handing out FREE for the taking Abyssal Cute Aardwolf Pup acquired in the Thousand Myriad Auction for its' new Outer Disciples and Guest Elders together with a complete one thousand birb recipez's manual!

@Queenfisher
@Maple-Leaf
@Assurbanipal_II
@Nahrenne​

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

I want Kia. I bid 1 lower spirit stone.

 

[OneRanter]

I want Kia. I bid 1 lower spirit stone.

Ah, it seems there has been a missunderstanding fellow cultivator. Those items are free for the taking for every birb catcher in the realm. I have properly fixed the manifesto.

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Ah, it seems there has been a missunderstanding fellow cultivator. Those items are free for the taking for every birb catcher in the realm. I have properly fixed the manifesto.

But I am not a birbcatcher. Where can i sign up for this sect?

 

[OneRanter]

But I am not a birbcatcher. Where can i sign up for this sect?

What an unparralleled talent! You have already caught one birb without even joinning! This Ranter welcomes you into the Souther Unorthodox Birbcatcher Sect

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

What an unparralleled talent! You have already caught one birb without even joinning! This Ranter welcomes you into the Souther Unorthodox Birbcatcher Sect

Yay!

 

[AdLeto]

I want this shit

 

[Nahrenne]

Abyssal Mangy Cubs

'-'
I see no such thing.

X

 

[OneRanter]

Yay!

*Passes down Chibizised Birbcatching commemorative mask to the first disciple :,)*

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[Assurbanipal_II]

*Passes down Chibizised Birbcatching commemorative mask to the first disciple :,)*

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[OneRanter]

'-'
I see no such thing.

X

C-could this be! Has this OneRanter bought the w-wrong Abyssal Cute Aardwolf Pup?! D:

 

[Nahrenne]

C-could this be! Has this OneRanter bought the w-wrong mangy cub?! D:

I don't know what you're meaning by mangy cub.
=w=

X

 

[OneRanter]

I don't know what you're meaning by mangy cub.
=w=

X

This ones?

E-even tho I picked the mangiest I found T.T
....
I mean, this is clearly an Abyssal Cute Aardwolf Pup!

 

[Nahrenne]

This ones?

E-even tho I picked the mangiest I found T.T
....
I mean, this is clearly an UnMangy Abyssal Cub!

Looks like a cute aardwolf pup to me.
I see no mangy cub.
'-'

X

 

[OneRanter]

Looks like a cute aardwolf pup to me.
I see no mangy cub.
'-'

X

This Oneranter has eyes but didn't see Mount Tai!. What a spectacular specimen of bug eating cub. This OneRanter shall fix the recruitment manifesto to clarify how Cute it looks.

 

[OneRanter]

I want this shit

Welcome fellow birbchaser, feel free to grab an Abyssal Cute Aardwolf Pup for your hunt!

 

[Nahrenne]

This Oneranter has eyes but didn't see Mount Tai!. What a spectacular specimen of bug eating cub. This OneRanter shall fix the recruitment manifesto to clarify how Unmangy it looks.

Not a cub.

 

[OneRanter]

Not a cub.

Abyssal Adult Mangy Abyssal Cute Aardwolf then? D: *proceeds to update manifesto*

 

[Nahrenne]

Abyssal Adult Mangy then? D:

[Your attempt at bribing has failed]
[Nahrenne Disapproves]
[Relationship -100]

 

[OneRanter]

[Your attempt at bribing has failed]
[Nahrenne Disapproves]
[Relationship -100]

Preposterous! This is one SadRanter </3
It seems that birb shall fish one more day!
But this shall not be this Ranter's last!
One day, this Ranter shall procure the proper bribe for a successful recruitment!
*fixes manifesto 'Abyssal Cute Aardwolf Pup'*