Your best friend is now a god/goddess.

RepresentingCaution

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So, your best friend is now a god/goddess.
They flew over to your place for a visit.
What is the first thing you would ask?
Would you ask them to do things for you, or would you ask more philosophical questions?
 

Assurbanipal_II

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While I have faith in her kindness, I doubt her intellectual capabilities. So no philosophical question and just some minor requests. :blob_evil_two:
 

Moonpearl

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I would ask what she's going to do and if I should be worried for the sake of the world. I feel like vengeance would be nigh.

I'm sure I'd eventually ask her to do things for me to improve my crappy life, but I'd want to wait to see if she goes power mad first.
 

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They're my friend. I don't think they'd want to hang out with me to talk about god shit. They probably get that nonsense all the time. I bet they'd just want someone to hang out with. We'll play some Mario Kart, eat some pizza, and watch a bad movie. If they want to talk about their new powers and/or responsibilities, they can be the one to bring it up.
 

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*sound of mechanical keyboard tapping*
*FWOOSH*
"HOLY FUCK. How the fuck did u just come here."
A minute later.
"Poggers. Cool af. You like the god of creation, god of the universe, god of the existence or just uber-powerful being with sum abilities? What can u do?"
Few minutes later.
"Nice. Can you read minds? Check if any girls I know perhaps like me? Wait. No. Scratch that. You'd totally set me up. So... what now? Any goals in mind or just living the life. If you need an apostle, ya know, I'd rather believe in a god in front of me than an unconfirmed one, kek."

And the conversation goes further. And yes, we speak in memes, because why the fuck not. And ye, I would be jelly af, so at some point I would ask if I can get sum pog stuff too. No hard feelings if not. I'd like to hear the whole story anyway, to know how, when and why did it happen.

OH OH OH. I'd ask him if he can get me isekaied into a fantasy world with sum abilities. You know, gotta see at least one wolfkin girl in my life. Or at least if we can go for a visit. I'm not sure if I would want to leave my family behind if it was one way. At least not until my younger brother is a man enough to help them financially.
 
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RepresentingCaution

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They're my friend. I don't think they'd want to hang out with me to talk about god shit. They probably get that nonsense all the time. I bet they'd just want someone to hang out with. We'll play some Mario Kart, eat some pizza, and watch a bad movie. If they want to talk about their new powers and/or responsibilities, they can be the one to bring it up.
This is mostly along the lines of what I was thinking. They need to know you still like them for who they are and not just what they can do for you.
 
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she's already an imaginary friend, i don't think it changed much.

but if i could ask one thing, i want her to give me a super nice condo in hell, where i could see several demons engaging in sodomy with a pillar of salt from gacha tears.
 

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That would more than likely give me a headache as I try to grasp the fact that everything I thought to be true is flipped on my head.

I'd then ask them not to do anything irrational because I know for a fact they're a compulsive person and I personally don't trust them with that type of power. Then again I wouldn't trust myself with that type of power so I guess I can't complain.
 
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