We all live in a village together!

[Arkus86]

Might as well make it a fountain statue

Now why did not I think of that! *Drills a channel through the core of the pillar, from the base to the tip, looks around to make sure nobody is watching, then lays a pipe from it to the farm's milk tank.*

 

[JessicaDrew]

You're such a dear. With everything calmed down maaaaybe we can get back to basics.

I haven't gotten a new dress in awhile too. So you have styles that work with tails ?

Oh yes, we’ve got long and short styles depending on how much tail you want to show.

 

[JayMark]

Now why did not I think of that! *Drills a channel through the core of the pillar, from the base to the tip, looks around to make sure nobody is watching, then lays a pipe from it to the farm's milk tank.*

Milk will spoil and have a bad smell in the sun. I reccomend you use another liquid if you are going for that effect.

 

[Alski]

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Oh yes, we’ve got long and short styles depending on how much tail you want to show.

I want a cute skirt too!!! And earrings!

 

[Worthy39]

To whom it may concern.

Many days have passed since I left the village in search of grass. My candy bar has melted. All is lost.
Sincerely, idiot sidekick.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

To whom it may concern.

Many days have passed since I left the village in search of grass. My candy bar has melted. All is lost.
Sincerely, idiot sidekick.

sidekick to whom?

 

[Playerkartik]

To whom it may concern.

Many days have passed since I left the village in search of grass. My candy bar has melted. All is lost.
Sincerely, idiot sidekick.

Grass can be grown...you just need bone meal....Come on mannn it's basic minecraft logic!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Grass can be grown...you just need bone meal....Come on mannn it's basic minecraft logic!

He says he's an

idiot sidekick.

therefore you can't expect him to know XD

 

[JayMark]

To whom it may concern.

Many days have passed since I left the village in search of grass. My candy bar has melted. All is lost.
Sincerely, idiot sidekick.

Oh, you came back. I was napping in the barn after eating too much swiss grass for the past month. Did you find the swiss grass?

 

[Anonjohn20]

Has the village been taken over by futas yet?

 

[JayMark]

Has the village been taken over by futas yet?

There was a peace treaty, then we had a giant futa succubus orgy that lasted a week nonstop.
You missed it.
But don't worry, they come to the village to trade all the time.

 

[Alski]

Maybe we can sell Anon to them, how much does an octopus go for these days?

 

[Arkus86]

Maybe we can sell Anon to them, how much does an octopus go for these days?

Depends on the number of tentacles, their size, and the skill in using them.
His penholding experience will net a bonus too, I'm sure.

 

[Alski]

Depends on the number of tentacles, their size, and the skill in using them.
His penholding experience will net a bonus too, I'm sure.

He has 8 of relatively equal size but only has fine control over 4 of them.

 

[Arkus86]

He has 8 of relatively equal size but only has fine control over 4 of them.

That is going to negatively impact the price. Hopefully their length and girth makes up for the impotence.

 

[Worthy39]

Oh, you came back. I was napping in the barn after eating too much swiss grass for the past month. Did you find the swiss grass?

No. I said ten to twelve business weeks. It's barely been three.

 

[JayMark]

No. I said ten to twelve business weeks. It's barely been three.

I thought your were my genius sidekick.

 

[Arkus86]

I thought your were my genius sidekick.

He's only a genius if you're still missing 70% of your brain.

idiot sidekick

 

[Anonjohn20]

we had a giant futa succubus orgy

So you finally admit futa superiority.