We all live in a village together!

Bimbanana

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I heard they were all but asking for it, LMAO
Sigh... i guess this is true. They really do asking for it.
No one want to save the maidens or the village anyway.

So in the end, the Orc King took a pity to the maidens and the village they came from.

He decide to come to the village, fix the bureaucracy, build school, introduce efficient farming system, build farm animals slaughterhouse, turns the village into a prosper town, and becoming the town's mayor.

Then they all live happily ever after.

The end.
 

sleepandeatallday

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hmmm what should I be? Maybe a musician that plays music at the village square.... or maybe a merchant that bakes bread....
 

SRB

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I'm probably the monster living in the woods, the one who gets the blame for every missing person's case in this village, but that's correct only 20% of the time!
 

Bimbanana

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I'm probably the monster living in the woods, the one who gets the blame for every missing person's case in this village, but that's correct only 20% of the time!
Yes, because naturally the villagers would blame the one who live in the mansion on the hill

Ya'll go play in the village while I live on the mansion on the hill.
Thank you, the villagers would need a destination when they form a posse with pitchfork and torches.
 

AnonUnlimited

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Yes, because naturally the villagers would blame the one who live in the mansion on the hill


Thank you, the villagers would need a destination when they form a posse with pitchfork and torches.
And I thank the villagers for a target rich environment, for my chain gun.
 

Bimbanana

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Heh! I have a horse of my own!

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Once again, Good Luck!
 

Arkus86

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Brings back memories of when we were building a village here. Ahhh, good times...
This one is Chunnibyou God of Supremacy, the only god worshipped in Scribble Village.

The villagers praise this one! The villagers worship this one! The villagers bow before THIS ONE!!!
You are a false god! The only god I worship is Cathulhu! ...and maybe the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
 
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