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the gossip magazine
editor: notsleepandeatallday
20th March, 2026
the gossip magazine
editor: notsleepandeatallday
20th March, 2026
Ahem! Say bye to boredom for we have brought to you this week, a very special interview! You'll all be pleased to know that this issue's featured guest is everyone's beloved scandalous cow @JayMark
We have all been curious about the scandalous life of Jaymark! As a trusted magazine, we invited Jaymark to a special 5 question interview in an attempt to get a peek of their scandal!
O GREAT BULL! may I interview you? I'm thinking of making a gossip magazine and you are this week's featured guest!
I'll keep it brief! Just 5 questions!
I can only count to four though.
Yay! Got consent for the interview!
Also this is why you all should pursue education! I would not lie that I was tempted to scam our gullible guest out of her money.... but I'm a honorable cat. I wouldn't do so.... totally not because Jay's expensive grass isn't of any use to me
Ahem! Say bye to boredom for we have brought to you this week, a very special interview! You'll all be pleased to know that this issue's featured guest is everyone's beloved scandalous cow @JayMark
We have all been curious about the scandalous life of Jaymark! As a trusted magazine, we invited Jaymark to a special 5 question interview in an attempt to get a peek of their scandal!
O GREAT BULL! may I interview you? I'm thinking of making a gossip magazine and you are this week's featured guest!
I'll keep it brief! Just 5 questions!
I can only count to four though.
Yay! Got consent for the interview!
Also this is why you all should pursue education! I would not lie that I was tempted to scam our gullible guest out of her money.... but I'm a honorable cat. I wouldn't do so.... totally not because Jay's expensive grass isn't of any use to me
Also this is why you all should pursue education! I would not lie that I was tempted to scam our gullible guest out of her money.... but I'm a honorable cat. I wouldn't do so.... totally not because Jay's expensive grass isn't of any use to me
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Q1) Great. So mr/Mrs jaymark, these days there's a controversial scandal going on involving you, anon and a worm being a family. Can you shed some light on your family lore and family tree?
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*ahem
*ahem
You see, it all started a long time ago at a special barn. AnonUnlimited and I [REDACTED] in the loft. When I woke up, I had flashing headaches. Then there was this praise Anon thread in forums and I felt an undeniable urge to go there and praise Anon with all my heart. I could not stop praising him, no matter how hard I tried.
....by [REDACTED] we are going to assume Anon challenged Jaymark to a football match in a barn and when he lost, he planted the brain worm cause he is a sore loser? That is my conspiracy theory! I mean it's totally possible! What else could've happened!
....by [REDACTED] we are going to assume Anon challenged Jaymark to a football match in a barn and when he lost, he planted the brain worm cause he is a sore loser? That is my conspiracy theory! I mean it's totally possible! What else could've happened!
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Q2) Did you ever feel resentful of having a part of your brain eaten? Were you in any way compensated?
While the worm was eating my brain, AnonUnlimited took me to his special warehouse. He told me to shapeshaft into the various forum members, and for each forum member I had to say specific lines about how great he was. I became twenty or so forum members and praised him as each of them. He paid me in fresh grass and water. The grass tasted off, but he said it'd 'help my mind grow'
Fresh grass! Fancy!!!! Was it fresh grass straight from the mountains of Swiss?
That said.... is Anon secretly rich... first a special barn and then a warehouse and all this fresh grass and water.... is he a billionaire?
Q3)Do you suspect it was a malicious scheme by Anon? If you could say something to him, what'll you say?
He just wants to be loved because he denies his true form as a question mark. I would say, Anon, don't call your son a joke. He takes your words very seriously. You should apologize for calling him an old joke. He was born from praising you, and that's okay. Everyone wants to be loved. And your son wants to praise you again.
hmm so praise kink runs in the family....
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Q2) Did you ever feel resentful of having a part of your brain eaten? Were you in any way compensated?
While the worm was eating my brain, AnonUnlimited took me to his special warehouse. He told me to shapeshaft into the various forum members, and for each forum member I had to say specific lines about how great he was. I became twenty or so forum members and praised him as each of them. He paid me in fresh grass and water. The grass tasted off, but he said it'd 'help my mind grow'Fresh grass! Fancy!!!! Was it fresh grass straight from the mountains of Swiss?
That said.... is Anon secretly rich... first a special barn and then a warehouse and all this fresh grass and water.... is he a billionaire?
That said.... is Anon secretly rich... first a special barn and then a warehouse and all this fresh grass and water.... is he a billionaire?
Q3)Do you suspect it was a malicious scheme by Anon? If you could say something to him, what'll you say?
He just wants to be loved because he denies his true form as a question mark. I would say, Anon, don't call your son a joke. He takes your words very seriously. You should apologize for calling him an old joke. He was born from praising you, and that's okay. Everyone wants to be loved. And your son wants to praise you again.hmm so praise kink runs in the family....
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Q4) What are your future plans? What expectations do you hold?
Moo. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That was a very insightful answer. We have to keep hoping for the best and look forward to the future.
(Help!? I think my cow translator ran out of batteries.... I have no idea what that means)
Q5) Ok, last question. If you were to write an autobiography about your life, what would the book title be?
....[There was silence after that]
That! That was phenomenal! A very meaningful answer provided by our guest! Silence! How poetic! I do not know what it means yet.... but I think it means something very deep!
And that would be all for our this issue's guest! Stay tuned for the next interview.... maybe. If I ever get the motivation to do this again...
And thankyou to @JayMark for their time! Can we get a sexy catwalk from you?
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Q4) What are your future plans? What expectations do you hold?
Moo. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!That was a very insightful answer. We have to keep hoping for the best and look forward to the future.
Q5) Ok, last question. If you were to write an autobiography about your life, what would the book title be?
....[There was silence after that]
That! That was phenomenal! A very meaningful answer provided by our guest! Silence! How poetic! I do not know what it means yet.... but I think it means something very deep!
And that would be all for our this issue's guest! Stay tuned for the next interview.... maybe. If I ever get the motivation to do this again...
And thankyou to @JayMark for their time! Can we get a sexy catwalk from you?
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