On Transmuting Gold

[ElijahRyne]

Gold is a risky asset. Anyone can transmute anything into gold if they have the proper training. Right now it may be worth a lot, but here in five to ten days it may become worth quite a bit less.

See I just transmuted a question mark into a gold coin. I have refrained from such alchemy as not to scare the local question mark, but an example was needed for proof. It only takes slightly more advanced alchemical transmutation to create a thousand kilograms of gold. Want proof? Here, this is the second time I will be performing this feat:

As for who gets the gold I transmuted in this message. The first to reply will gain it all. If you want some gold, give me something to transmute it from, and I will do so if I feel like it.

 

[Envylope]

Me! Gimme the gold!

 

[ElijahRyne]

Me! Gimme the gold!

You now have one gold coin and a thousand kilograms of gold in gold bars.

 

[JayMark]

I give you Envy's gold to transmute into my gold.

 

[Tempokai]

Double it and give it to the next person.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I give you Envy's gold to transmute into my gold.

No money laundering.

 

[JayMark]

I give you Lenin's corpse to transmute into gold.

Dont ask how I obtained it.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I give you Lenin's corpse to transmute into gold.

Dont ask how I obtained it.

Take it, if you wish.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I love it when my hoardlings make more gold.

 

[Doctah_Quack]

I love it when my hoardlings make more gold.

Turn his crotch to gold so that he remains an eternal virgin.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Turn his crotch to gold so that he remains an eternal virgin.

 

[Doctah_Quack]

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A proper alchemist isn't afraid of anything.

 

[Piisfun]

No money laundering.

No washing money? Okay then.
Tests all of your money for traces of illegal drugs.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I just transmuted a question mark into a gold coin.

His ego is going to get larger thanks to you. I can only imagine the silly rules he'll come up with now.

 

[Piisfun]

Nah, we'll just transmute the rules into pools filled with mules with stools.