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Anonjohn20

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Honestly this seems like the hardest title to get here… because 90% of SHF users are perverts-nyah.
I know, right? OP is like, "I wonder who is perverted in SmutHub :blob_hmm:."

I deny that I’m at the level of perversion to compete for the crone.
Your denial has been rejected, and as we learned in English class, two negatives make a positive, so you are definitely perverted enough to be named in the thread.
 

tiaf

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I know, right? OP is like, "I wonder who is perverted in SmutHub :blob_hmm:."


Your denial has been rejected, and as we learned in English class, two negatives make a positive, so you are definitely perverted enough to be named in the thread.
I don’t participate in competitions I can’t win. I see no chance to place when there are bonkers cow, a futa connoisseur, serial no-nutvember breaker, boob delivery truck, and the inactive king of gooners being nominated for the race u.u
 

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I don’t participate in competitions I can’t win. I see no chance to place when there are bonkers cow, a futa connoisseur, serial no-nutvember breaker, boob delivery truck, and the inactive king of gooners being nominated for the race u.u
Liking futas is common sense (common sense is becoming rare); liking BL/yaoi is extreme. Let's compare:

Boys:
-Stinky smell (Overwhelming and repel people)
-Strong (Can easily hurt their partner)
-Passionate (If not managed carefully, it leads to anger, depression, and anxiety; honestly a liability)
-Never gives up (Their stubbornness is excessive; learn to take no for an answer)

Futas:
-Stinky smell (Powerful alluring pheromones)
-Strong (Can protect partner from any danger)
-Passionate (full of love, lust. their infatuation is intoxicating)
-Never gives up (Their persistence is encouraging)

See, the evidence is overwhelming. LOL JK
 

tiaf

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Liking futas is common sense (common sense is becoming rare); liking BL/yaoi is extreme. Let's compare:

Boys:
-Stinky smell (Overwhelming and repel people)
-Strong (Can easily hurt their partner)
-Passionate (If not managed carefully, it leads to anger, depression, and anxiety; honestly a liability)
-Never gives up (Their stubbornness is excessive; learn to take no for an answer)

Futas:
-Stinky smell (Powerful alluring pheromones)
-Strong (Can protect partner from any danger)
-Passionate (full of love, lust. their infatuation is intoxicating)
-Never gives up (Their persistence is encouraging)

See, the evidence is overwhelming. LOL JK
You left out the twinks and Omegas. :blob_hmph: Yurusanai!
 

Anonjohn20

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You left out the twinks
A twink's feminine charm will never surpass a futa's feminine charm on account of the fact that they are not part female.

You left out the Omegas.
The hierarchy in omegaverse stories only exists because there isn't a superior species (like futas) that can be all 3. All futas can be alphas, betas, or omegas; it's their choice.

EDIT: The fact that you even know what twinks and omegas are is proof that you are hella perverted and belong really high on the rankings of pervert.
 

tiaf

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A twink's feminine charm will never surpass a futa's feminine charm on account of the fact that they are not part female.


The hierarchy in omegaverse stories only exists because there isn't a superior species (like futas) that can be all 3. All futas can be alphas, betas, or omegas; it's their choice.

EDIT: The fact that you even know what twinks and omegas are is proof that you are hella perverted and belong really high on the rankings of pervert.
Who doesn't know that?!
 

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Who doesn't know that?!
Lots of people don't know that; it's only an obvious term for gooners who spend way too much time looking for erotic content online. Go outside, touch grass while you're there, ask a normal person what an omega is, and see how their definition won't have anything to do with the omegaverse.
 

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I don’t participate in competitions I can’t win. I see no chance to place when there are bonkers cow, a futa connoisseur, serial no-nutvember breaker, boob delivery truck, and the inactive king of gooners being nominated for the race u.u
Who is the bonkers cow? I'm a wholesome and morally upstanding bull.
 

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