Writing Prompt THE SCRIBBLE HUB CREATION MYTH

[Tabula_Rasa]

Write a short bit of how @Tony created Scribble Hub,

Make it as mythical or fantastical and otherworldly as possible.

May be he found a wise man, smoke some weed and got high and decided to create this place.

May be he was a demon, needed to forge his weapon using the smut of a million authors.

May be he stole scribble hub from a space ring that belonged to an immortal that fail to ascended.

May be a cow pooped it out and appeared fully formed as a usb that was on the side of the road and ended up in the hands of a curious tony.

Make it up.

 

[Nolff]

Write a short bit of how @Tony created Scribble Hub,

Make it as mythical or fantastical and otherworldly as possible.

May be he found a wise man, smoke some weed and got high and decided to create this place.

May be he was a demon, needed to forge his weapon using the smut of a million authors.

May be he sold scribble hub from a space ring that belonged to an immortal that fail to ascended.

May be a cow pooped it out and appeared fully formed as a usb that was on the side of the road and ended up in the hands of a curious tony.

Make it up.

Hol up, give me some time to cook it, chef.

 

[Author_Riceball]

Write a short bit of how @Tony created Scribble Hub,

Make it as mythical or fantastical and otherworldly as possible.

May be he found a wise man, smoke some weed and got high and decided to create this place.

May be he was a demon, needed to forge his weapon using the smut of a million authors.

May be he stole scribble hub from a space ring that belonged to an immortal that fail to ascended.

May be a cow pooped it out and appeared fully formed as a usb that was on the side of the road and ended up in the hands of a curious tony.

Make it up.

Paid off by the CIA to create a site that will work to create people who are like deranged mental asylum escapes to then sell off to a corporation that does lobotomies and harvests those lobotomies for SCP like creatures for money and energy.

Chabad sends its regards

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Write a short bit of how @Tony created Scribble Hub,

Make it as mythical or fantastical and otherworldly as possible.

May be he found a wise man, smoke some weed and got high and decided to create this place.

May be he was a demon, needed to forge his weapon using the smut of a million authors.

May be he stole scribble hub from a space ring that belonged to an immortal that fail to ascended.

May be a cow pooped it out and appeared fully formed as a usb that was on the side of the road and ended up in the hands of a curious tony.

Make it up.

I was there, 4,000 years ago... (Actually, just around June 2020)

When the world of Men, Vampires, and other creatures were brought to life by ScribbleHub, and the other, more deadly, CoViD-19.

 

[Corty]

It's fake. We are all just @Envylope 's fragments of psychosis, imagination.

 

[HungrySheep]

In the beginning, Tony deleted all unauthorized translations. Then, ScribbleHub was born.

 

[L1aei]

Tony: "...oh, shit! This place is actually thriving? Fuck my life... I can't be in two places at once. Okay, fine, I'll fix this... wait, that broke now? Hold on, I still have fixed the other... I said wait dammit... what do you mean they are writing? Oh, you said "rioting"... wait, what? Why? Never mind that, where are the mods? What do mean they went into self-exile? What for? You mean to tell me they got tired of running this place without leadership? You know what, I'm taking a vacation. Yes, another. You all sort it out... and behave. I'll pop in now and then to make sure you all are not burning the place to the... WHAT THE FUCK! How? HOW!? I turned my back for only six years and you all manage to... you know what, I ain't even mad. That's impressive."

 

[blackcrowcrowd]

is Tony just never active or do I just somehow never see him at all?

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

is Tony just never active or do I just somehow never see him at all?

Dont know~

If its not vaguely related to how Tony wrestled the Scribblehub servers from the jaws of hades, this thread is not interested.

 

[Puji-Maki]

Novelupdates is a platform for translated novels from China, Japan, Korea, and other Asian literature while SH was created for original novels written in English. It's a sister platform, if the term is right.

 

[NotaNuffian]

On the first day, @Tony , upon seeing the plight that is Novelupdates, swam away from the BL and pointed at a vacant spot in the Sea of Bytes and said.

Let there be Light.

And like moths to flames, GLers flocked the new holy land and smut it all up.

 

[Nolff]

is Tony just never active or do I just somehow never see him at all?

He's active once in a while, preferably like once a year, and at maximum twenty times a year or around that number.

But if you ask me, he's just like an all-powerful god who got too carefree with his domain to the point of negligence. No, I am not making this up. This shit is real, and we all are his followers.

Praise the Lord, Tony. All hail Tony.

 

[Envylope]

Tony's Scribble Hub​

Tony sat in her witch tower, stroking her witch hat on her witch desk. No, no, these formulas don't work! None of them work at all! But, I don't want them to to know my location!

She sighed for the hundredth time in a hundred seconds. A sigh a second was par for the course when her goal was to change genders. While she was staring at her hat, a lightning bolt struck her tower.

The electricity ran through the building like a minotaur running through maze hedges. And then it happened...

Tony's enchanting table shone in vivid blue light, and the spell commenced. The magic coursed through the table, and it lunged, covering Tony in a vivid blue hue.

"Oh! It's working!" Every intonation in the voice became deeper with each passing second. Tony's body stretched in unimaginable ways, and the feeling was ticklish as if riding a dragon that decided to do a dive towards the ground. "It's working!"

His voice completely changed tone, and his old mounds were gone. Finally! I can publish the scribbles without anyone knowing my identity!

And so it was that Tony published his hub of scribbles deep within the woods of writing. Though, now that he changed his gender, none of the other spellmasters would know who it was! "A brilliant plan, indeed!"

However, fate works in mysterious ways, for not even Tony could predict the invasion. One day, like a swarm of magic locusts, they came from the depths of hell. Their squeals were violent and hoarse, and they crawled out of that demonic portal. The world could never predict their arrival. Even so, they came.

The Translators surfaced...

 

[Okram]

Tony's Scribble Hub​

Tony sat in her witch tower, stroking her witch hat on her witch desk. No, no, these formulas don't work! None of them work at all! But, I don't want them to to know my location!

She sighed for the hundredth time in a hundred seconds. A sigh a second was par for the course when her goal was to change genders. While she was staring at her hat, a lightning bolt struck her tower.

The electricity ran through the building like a minotaur running through maze hedges. And then it happened...

Tony's enchanting table shone in vivid blue light, and the spell commenced. The magic coursed through the table, and it lunged, covering Tony in a vivid blue hue.

"Oh! It's working!" Every intonation in the voice became deeper with each passing second. Tony's body stretched in unimaginable ways, and the feeling was ticklish as if riding a dragon that decided to do a dive towards the ground. "It's working!"

His voice completely changed tone, and his old mounds were gone. Finally! I can publish the scribbles without anyone knowing my identity!

And so it was that Tony published his hub of scribbles deep within the woods of writing. Though, now that he changed his gender, none of the other spellmasters would know who it was! "A brilliant plan, indeed!"

However, fate works in mysterious ways, for not even Tony could predict the invasion. One day, like a swarm of magic locusts, they came from the depths of hell. Their squeals were violent and hoarse, and they crawled out of that demonic portal. The world could never predict their arrival. Even so, they came.

The Translators surfaced...

This is hilarious hahah

 

[L1aei]

@Envylope @Okram Twins?

 

[Envylope]

@Envylope @Okram Twins?

It was taken from a birthday party.

 

[Okram]

@Envylope @Okram Twins?

Yes, Terrifying to have two Envys I know.

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Ahem, I shall also provide my theory for the creation myth, which has Judeo-Christian origins


Day 1 - God creates light, separating it from darkness, calling the light "Day" and the darkness "Night."

Day 2 - God creates the sky to separate the waters above from the waters below.

Day 3 - God gathers the waters to reveal dry land and creates vegetation.

Day 4- God creates the sun, moon, and stars to govern day and night.

Day 5 - God fills the waters with fish and the sky with birds.

Day 6 - God creates land animals and humans, made in His image, giving them dominion over the earth.

Day 7 - God rests, marking the day as holy and establishing the Sabbath.

Day 8 - God created Tony, then retired, never to grace his grade 5 science project, which he had named Terra, again.

Day 9 - Tony created ScribbleHub, which came with thunderous applause from the masses.

Day 10 - Tony created ScribbleHub Forums. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Day 11 - Tony created the BanHammer, silencing the naysayers, leaving everyone very happy, or else!

 

[MafiaNoble]

Novelupdates is a platform for translated novels from China, Japan, Korea, and other Asian literature while SH was created for original novels written in English. It's a sister platform, if the term is right.

Steph sister? Wait, scrap that scribble doesn't care about blood relations.

Sister

 

[MC-Stories]

Ahem, I shall also provide my theory for the creation myth, which has Judeo-Christian origins


Day 1 - God creates light, separating it from darkness, calling the light "Day" and the darkness "Night."

Day 2 - God creates the sky to separate the waters above from the waters below.

Day 3 - God gathers the waters to reveal dry land and creates vegetation.

Day 4- God creates the sun, moon, and stars to govern day and night.

Day 5 - God fills the waters with fish and the sky with birds.

Day 6 - God creates land animals and humans, made in His image, giving them dominion over the earth.

Day 7 - God rests, marking the day as holy and establishing the Sabbath.

Day 8 - God created Tony, then retired, never to grace his grade 5 science project, which he had named Terra, again.

Day 9 - Tony created ScribbleHub, which came with thunderous applause from the masses.

Day 10 - Tony created ScribbleHub Forums. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Day 11 - Tony created the BanHammer, silencing the naysayers, leaving everyone very happy, or else!

fuck, i don't think I can top this....