The worms made want to impulsively praise AnonU. Also, he kidnapped me and forced me to shapeshift into various forum users that refused to praise him enough. I had to read specific lines of praise from cue cards corresponding to each forum member. Where's my psychologist? I need to tell this story.
@Worthy39 Has also been assigned as the Chef
The worms weren't actually his, however. Those worms originally belonged to none other than @AliceMoonvale! And it all started back in the grass supremacy thread.
Are you working for the question mark?
I never said he wasn't the father, however... he was framed. You see, when he changed his thread to also be a grass supremacy thread, Alice didn't like that, so she took a swab of his DNA, and then used those worms to frame him. Yes, genetically he's the father, but he had nothing to do with the process. And as his lawyer (self appointed), I will do everything in my power to prove my client is innocent!
I guess the case is very complicated and long...atleast longer than my presence so we need a supremeCourt of SH to handle this case
Again... wtf...
Says who?
What, you thought you can't just graft DNA onto a worm? Do you want out of this? We just have to make it clear you were framed, no matter how ridiculous it is.
Great, I'll get your case ready for court. Also, someone make a court.Okay okay,... here you go.
There is one
Stfu and take this lab result. You are 102% the father, with a 2% margin of error.
I'm not the father,t hat's a bogus lab report.