Chapter 1: The Exotic Dragon Tamer
Hero
I sighed as I got to my feet. This place was horrible and to make matters worse, death just put me back at the beginning. It was like one of those rogue like’s back on earth except I was dying and reforming myself, not my characters.
I winced as I stepped on a landmine and felt it activate. You are probably wondering how I could feel it activate? Simple, this place loved to advertise my death in such fantastically horrid ways.
So, when I stepped on it, it began to vibrate aggressively. I pulled my foot back a second before the explosion and felt my body evaporate.
I once again stood to my feet and looked at the crater where I was just standing, a small piece of my shirt slowly floated over to me, it was shredded. “There goes my nice outfit.” I sighed.
The Hero clothes I got from the Emerald Kingdom regrew slowly over my body and I winced at the discomfort.
Sighing, I looked around for alerted guards. Luckily there was no one here. I continued toward what I can only describe as one of those levels from a platformer.
I casually walked down the center of the minefield, making a point to look in front of me for any metal antenna sticking out of the soft loamy earth towards.
Reaching the massive pink recliner dubbed by the residents of this hellhole… honestly I forgot. Something about destiny or some shit. Activating spider hands, I winced in pain and considered just using my anti-gravity. I attached my hands to the chair and began to climb.
The first time I showed up here, I thought it was interesting. I tried to explore and see what I could find. It was like a massive children's toybox. The whole thing felt massive, but was actually quite small.