Please Help Me Name The Child

[JayMark]

Meet AnonUnlimited's as of yet unamed child, birthed after eating 7/9ths of my brain. I know, it was a traumatic birth, but my brain will grow back, some of it.

Spoiler: AnonUnlimited and JayMark's Healthy Baby Son

Our boy needs a name. As the father refuses to help name him, I'm now an abandoned mother looking for help naming our child. Please select a suitable name from the poll or offer a new name to add to the choices.

If you come up with something nice for our son, I shall add it to the poll.
I'll be seeking child support at a later date.

Some of the eggs in my brain didn't mature. So if anyone wants to birth an AnonUnlimited baby, let me know. I can give you the eggs to enjoy.

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

Leto Anonmited II, god emperor of scribble dune.

 

[JayMark]

Leto Anonmited II, god emperor of scribble dune.

A gloriously royal name. It shall be added. I'll let people change their votes if they are so inclined.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Like dang...you and @pangmida just got together before Valentines, and now you got a child.

Not even 4 weeks passed! Nature is amazing...

Edit: Oh wait, it's from your side chick bull.

 

[Shiriru_B]

Anonlimited edition.

 

[JayMark]

Like dang...you and @pangmida just got together before Valentines, and now you got a child.

Not even 4 weeks passed! Nature is amazing...

Edit: Oh wait, it's from your side chic bull.

Funfact: Mind Altering Brain Worms Have An Incredibly Fast And Excruciatingly Painful Gestation Period.

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

Name them something like AnonJayUnlimitedMark the VIII. If they ever ask why they are the eight despite being the only child, tell them you sacrificed the other seven to various deities for a cheeseburger with epic stories to follow thorough each sacrifice. It should traumatize them for good.

Remember, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and childhood trauma don't kill (directly, at least.) More you gave them, stronger your child one day will be. (For many reasons, no, don't)

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Funfact: Mind Altering Brain Worms Have An Incredibly Fast And Excruciatingly Painful Gestation Period.

I see...I see...

 

[pangmida]

Like dang...you and @pangmida just got together before Valentines, and now you got a child.

Not even 4 weeks passed! Nature is amazing...

Edit: Oh wait, it's from your side chick bull.

Will not catch me with child support.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Will not catch me with child support.

Ain't your child, Pangmi-bro. Sides, what child support? Pangmi-sis murdered Pangmi-bro last time. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, SO STAY DEAD!

 

[JayMark]

Could it have been Pangmi-bro that planted the brain worms in my grass all along? No, it was anonU, the resemblance is too perfect.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Could it have been Pangmi-bro that planted the brain worms in my grass all along? No, it was anonU, the resemblance is too perfect.

^ my reaction to that possible plot twist.

It seems Pangmi-bro is more of an NTR-man than me. MY NAME HAS BEEN EXONERATED!!!

 

[pangmida]

Could it have been Pangmi-bro that planted the brain worms in my grass all along? No, it was anonU, the resemblance is too perfect.

^ my reaction to that possible plot twist.

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It seems Pangmi-bro is more of an NTR-man than me. MY NAME HAS BEEN EXONERATED!!!

Hey hey HEY WHY DID I—I MEAN HE CATCH A STRAY

 

[Worthy39]

Could it have been Pangmi-bro that planted the brain worms in my grass all along? No, it was anonU, the resemblance is too perfect.

Hmph... you thought it was AnonUnlimited, but...

 

[JayMark]

It's possible someone else could have been the mother and that I'm just a surrogate.

 

[Worthy39]

It's possible someone else could have been the mother and that I'm just a surrogate.

I mean, if I'm being honest, I feel like thatkid looks more like AnonUnlimited and Pangmida than you.

 

[Rezcore]

 

[Navillus]

Hmm… this humble cat isn’t sure how to feel about this-nyaaah….

 

[JayMark]

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Oh my, might you be carrying a brain worm child?

 

[Rezcore]

Oh my, might you be carrying a brain worm child?

No, just feel my fever melting my brain