Secrets of the one above game

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me broke his futa's sword, then downgraded to just the hilt.

(Futa swords don't break, my [REDACTED] would break first. LOL)

The one above me has no sword.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me doesn't know that I have a collection of swords, big swords, thick swords, long swords! And I'm not compensating for anything either.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me doesn't know that I have a collection of swords, big swords, thick swords, long swords! And I'm not compensating for anything either.

The one above me is omitting that the swords he's talking about belong to his futa wives.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me is a non-john. Not anonjohn.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me is a non-john. Not anonjohn.

The one above me is in a writing forum after the swordfighting forum banned him for losing too many fights.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me once looked through a telescope and saw something so demonstrable that it could only be described as a run-on sentence with brown leaky tendrils that thrashed about in the far regions of distal space, a place between the phasars and the cataclysmic pulsars, where many of these creatures that can only be compared to intergalactic squids roam without fear of being caught by their natural predators, the puss filled bloated eyeball whales of Descordian-9, who shoot their eyelashes to inject a paralytic venom that causes their prey to gyrate in an epileptic fit before the eyeball whale consumes it whole; naturally, these space eyeball whales cause the intergalactic squids much distress so they must have made themselves visible to the one above me as a plea for rescue, but as the giant squids were exclusively straight and conformed to a strict gender binary with no exceptions, not even the occasional mutation or abberation in their physiognomy, the one above me could not be bothered to help even if it only meant moving his scope a tiny bit to create a butterfly effect by reflecting light differently, an action with no consequence to him or his species but leading to the salvation of the intergalactic squids.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me sounds pretty treasonous.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

The one above hit a tower

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me failed to hit the second one.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me is singing the Transformers theme song in their head.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me is singing the Transformers theme song in their head.

The one above me once flew to Indiana (where lots of people eat beef) when he wanted to go to India (where no one eats cows).

 

[JayMark]

The one above me once flew to Indiana (where lots of people eat beef) when he wanted to go to India (where no one eats cows).

The one above me is a trauma llama for bring up such traumatic experiences.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me rented a Llama in the Bahamas.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me rented a Llama in the Bahamas.

The one above me took pictures of the incident and sent them to Jaymark's wives to cause controversy within the bull's home.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

The one above me is a homewrecker.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me is a homewrecker.

(How dare you accuse me of committing NTR!)

The one above has been rejected by many dragonesses because he's too much of a prude.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

The one above me took the futa dragonesses.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me took the futa dragonesses.

(more accurately, I was taken by them.)

The one above me will find the most monogamous maiden to ever grace his fantasy world.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me successfully stole someone from a futa.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me successfully stole someone from a futa.

(That's impossible.)

The one above me is practicing his fiction writing.