Secrets of the one above game

[Anonjohn20]

The rules of this game are very simple...
Make up a secret for the person above you.

Basically what you do is that the first person to comment on this thread makes up a secret about me, and then the person after him makes up a secret about him, and so on. Hopefully this will last a while

Examples: (blank) has a secret waifu, (blank) won the lottery and uses his riches to force homeless people to fight, (blank) secretly loves eating mayonnaise with a spoon. Etc. Whatever you can come up with.

Please don't try to use this game to make others mad; try to amuse the person above you and get amused by whatever silly secret someone makes up about you.

 

[LuoirM]

The OP is into armpits and gain no attraction nor desire for any other body parts, even reproductive organs.

 

[Corty]

The one above me is secretly a Buddhist monk.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me is secretly a Buddhist monk.

The one above me is lying about being sockless; Corty loves wearing socks to step in deep puddles as they get soaked and cling to one's skin.

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

The one above me has never held a pen in their life.

And has an affair with the one below me

 

[Corty]

The one above me is lying about being sockless; Corty loves wearing socks to step in deep puddles as they get soaked and cling to one's skin.

What?! N-no. That’s… no. Noooo…

Also, the one above me avoids paying taxes.

 

[Alski]

What?! N-no. That’s… no. Noooo…

Also, the one above me avoids paying taxes.

The one above is actualy just a sockpuppet.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above is actualy just a sockpuppet.

This stray cat is actually a Smurf in a cat costume.

 

[LuoirM]

The one above me had only 2 out of 4 front teeth left

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me had only 2 out of 4 front teeth left

The one above me secretly enjoys Corty's soggy sock feet.

 

[LuoirM]

The one above me... Fuck- Yeah, no yeah sure...

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

The one about me

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

The one above me loves eating bird poo

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me loves eating bird poo

The one above me is snitching on himself

 

[LuoirM]

The one above me turns on Dark Mode just for that screenshot then back to sinning

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

The one above me is snitching on himself

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Wait no

Well, can't break my word now

 

[Anonjohn20]

Wait no

The one above me likes adding pineapples and strawberries to his pizza.

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

The one above me doesn't know I'm eating that same pizza in his closet rn

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me doesn't know I'm eating that same pizza in his closet rn

The one above me can't tell apart the bird poo from the fruit salad pizza. It's a mystery what he's eating rn.

EDIT: (I thought more people would join in; instead, it looks like I'm being mean to anti-representings on his birthday. I'm so sorry Anti)

 

[Corty]

The one above me has a tattoo of my books on their buttcheeks.