Scribblehub Writes a Story

[JayMark]

A man in a suit entered the house with a guitar case strapped to his back

"Hello! We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy visit before we close out your file, permanently." He pulled a machine gun out of the guitar case, "Stand still to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, scream in terror to speak with a warranty specialist."

Then he started blasting.

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 38! Link: SHWAS

 

[JayMark]

And so, Albert dove through the hail of bullets to save Jerry, Derry, Albert number two, and his little sisters. The man with the machine gun had run out of bullets. All of the bullets had gone into Albert number one. And from the wounds saplings sprouted. They twirled together and broke through the roof. They grew into a marvelous tree. To this day it is known as the world tree which is also the tree of life.

Everyone held hands and sang songs around the world tree.

 

[Edenc2708]

That’s it. The World Tree’s done with everyone singing. It just launched its apocalypse project.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

The apocalypse project is to turn everyone into women and hit them with an aphrodisiac. They would eventually tire themselves out and starve to death as they engage in unsightly behavior that no one wants to see.

 

[JayMark]

And so, the question mark killed the story by trying to make it smut. Almost everyone died in the apocalypse project as the question mark became an exclamation point.

No one ever posted anymore. It was truly over. Everybody had lost interest. So let's wrap it up. Arthur attended the funeral of all his dead friends and cried a lot. The eldritch entities annoying her and Albert got bored and went home. Albert's little sister survived as a cruel abomination of human, door, and cat that needed constant assistance and care to survive. But Arthur decided to take care of her.

Everyone in Atlanta died in nuclear holocaust because they never got their elections straightened out.

Nobody ever reached the end of the ground beef road.

Elijah Ryne got forever stuck playing go in his fortress of solitude.

Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie went back to his chaos realm to scream annoying songs at the imprisoned souls there.

The great Suls joined a cat girl commune and summoned Cthulu.

And that was it. It was all over. It was finally all over.

Arthur could rest in peace and take care of Albert's invalid little sister by feeding her soup with a spoon. It was finally, completely, and tottally over.

The End

 

[Joeyb0ii]

"Nuh uh" said the narrator

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 39! Link: SHWAS

 

[Navillus]

(Perhaps it’s time for a new universe interlude-nya~)

Claire the blonde catfolk dhampire hybrid woke up! She looked around to find herself in some unknown forest of massive rainbow mushrooms… the young dhampire was confused! Last thing she remembered was her drinking some blood from her tail while her friends Garen and Pearl were talking to a super ugly vampire dude… Claire yawned and then continued sucking blood from her tail.

 

[JayMark]

The super ugly vampire dude was also very fat and had horns. His name was Mogg-d Not-Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie Disguised As Ugly Vampire. The name was pretty long. Let's abreviate it to. Nomobefdasuv, everybody called him Nomobefdasuv. He walked over to Claire with a bad case of the jiggles. He bared his fangs, then crossed his arms.

"Yo, yo Yo! Little C! Wassup my dhampire homie? Suckin on your own tail ain't gonna get you fed, you get nothing but fed up. Wanna hang out wit da lawd o da money. I got dat blood money, see. I got dem thicc ass blood hoes, see." he pointed to Garen and Pearl, "No cap. Stick wit me little dhampire mama and we're goin to da stars. Word up G dawg! Hammer time."

 

[Navillus]

(Perhaps we should end this one and create another version with some guidelines… and see if it’s possible to write a somewhat coherent story that stays within a genre… that might be interesting… as this story seems more or less over-nya~)

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I make no apologies.

 

[Joeyb0ii]

(Perhaps we should end this one and create another version with some guidelines… and see if it’s possible to write a somewhat coherent story that stays within a genre… that might be interesting… as this story seems more or less over-nya~)

yeah i guess

 

[Worthy39]

yeah i guess

Agreed. I think the first rule should be let's avoid smut, and maybe keep a linear story?

 

[Worthy39]

Any objections to me starting us off?

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Any objections to me starting us off?

Nope

 

[Worthy39]

Axel flopped down on his bed, staring up at the sterile white ceiling of the facility, tossing a rubber ball up and down.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Axel flopped down on his bed, staring up at the sterile white ceiling of the facility, tossing a rubber ball up and down.

His little sister walks into the room. "Axel, I'm being bullied. Will you help me take revenge on the bullies?"

Axel stares at the cheap wall-hanger katanas he bought due to being a weeb. "My time has come."

 

[Hoshino]

The rhythmic sound of rubber on palm echoed in the quiet room, the sound oddly comforting. He hated the silence here.

The ball slipped from his hand, bounced once on the metal frame, and rolled under the bed. He sighed under his breath and leaned over to retrieve it.

(shouldn't you start a new thread?)

 

[LeilaniOtter]

The rhythmic sound of rubber on palm echoed in the quiet room, the sound oddly comforting. He hated the silence here.

The ball slipped from his hand, bounced once on the metal frame, and rolled under the bed. He sighed under his breath and leaned over to retrieve it.

(shouldn't you start a new thread?)

Their black cat Echo was faster, and grabbed the sphere in her mouth and skittered away, her tail bouncing playfully.