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Navillus

The Humble Cat
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I'm winning currently by waking up without alarm in time
I’m disappointed in you-nyah. 1540

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Anonjohn20

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Yo mama so big airports use her forehead as an emergency landing.
Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama is so fat, whdn she calls her equally sized friends to the party, her house explodes
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy
 

Shiriru_B

Book binge in progress.
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Nov 1, 2020
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Anonjohn20

Pen holding member
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I'm winning currently by drinking the original. There was a lemonade flavor and the purple one, I chose original because I needed that citrus extract
Orange is a good flavor.

Yo mama so old she was classmates with Noah.
Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories of her childhood.

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Yo mama so slow she uses snails like sled dogs-nyah! 1541
Yo mama so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn't let her leave
 
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