What would your death row meal be?

Hoshino

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What would your death row meal be?

What's the most optimal death row meal-nya?
 

Worthy39

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Morbid humor? Myself. If I'm going out, might as well do it on my terms.

Seriously? Steak, sushi, fancy deserts, all the stuff that us common folk can't afford.
 

Alski

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It would include at least 1 scribblhub muffin, a wholesome steak and a duck or 2.
 

SirDogeTheFirst

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Anything that would give me an explosive diarrhea, I am leaving one last departing gift on that chair.

Jokes aside, probably lentil soup.
 

Anonjohn20

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A 1-pound bacon and cheddar hamburger cooked medium with some beer/cheese sauce on the side to dip it in and some loaded fries as well. A glass of milk to wash it down.

My liver will be begging me to stop consuming dairy by the time I reach that chair.
 

l8rose

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Either nothing because I wouldn't feel like eating or a sugar and condensed milk sandwich to remember what it was like to be a kid before I committed any crimes worthy of death row.
 

Corty

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Spoiled milk. A last fuck you to the system so they HAVE to clean up after me.
Anything that would give me an explosive diarrhea, I am leaving one last departing gift on that chair.

Jokes aside, probably lentil soup.
My kindred spirit.
 

Wenlock

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Some sizzler platter. Pizza. Definitely need ice cream to get through this. Also ramen and chocolates. It's going to be childish and large in calories. And don't worry I will puke it out while I die.
 

AYM

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Jade beauty wrapped in chocolate sauce and wild strawberries
 

Bartun

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I always wanted to try seafood, no matter the kind. And I would love to see the sea at least once.
 
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